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Stock

that guys stock
by Glizzy_lizzy September 12, 2022
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Frankenstein Stocks

Refers to an investment strategy where declining stocks are assembled, akin to Victor Frankenstein combining different body parts for his creature. The term encompasses the concept of creating a portfolio from various declining stocks, with the metaphorical "lightning" representing external catalysts or stimuli that are anticipated to revive the value of the assembled assets.
Person A: "Have you heard of 'Frankenstein stocks' in investing?"
Person B: "No, what's that?"
Person A: "It's like picking declining stocks and hoping they come back to life, similar to how Victor Frankenstein put together different body parts for his monster."
by TheRandomStock January 20, 2024
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Cock Stock

The relative value of one's sexual perception by one's peers. Cock stock can be increased or decreased by the quality of ass attained by the holder of said stock. Cock stock can not be traded or sold on any legal stock markets. However, it can be manipulated using various schemes such as the pump and dump, whereby the holder increases his value by spreading false rumors of its potency.
Johnny banged a supermodel last night at the Victoria's secret Christmas party! His cock stock is through the roof!
by Henzlee January 20, 2014
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Dirty Stock Exchange

when a male vomits into a females mouth, resulting in semen deposit into both the male and females vagina.
Hey bro, heard u gave the “dirty stock exchange” to jennifer last night.
by the_ceo_of_sex February 22, 2020
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mr stock

A man who is the recincarnation of God and who teaches cross countey
Christan: Let's go pray to God
Atheist: Don't you mean Mr Stock
Christan: Oh yeah duh
*Handshake*
by Lolxdfunnt October 23, 2019
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Stocke

latin word for drama tends to get wet very easily quite amusing in a thong
Man i hit that pussy that shit was such a Stocke
by Johnnyintoxicated June 9, 2018
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Stock-F

A shit meme that nobody will ever understand the meaning of.
Ben: Can we have a communal stock-f?
Matt: Shut up Ben that shit is gay.
by Gôd_Hímšęłf June 15, 2018
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