Stevie

The weirdest person you’ll ever have a first date with.

Person 1: “That chick Stevie is so weird.”

Person 2: “Yeah. I heard she had 3 albino rats and named them all Merlin.”

by Asa Savealot February 8, 2025

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someone’s first day on earth

are u a stevie bear, honey?
yes, i am.

by smd676767 February 27, 2026

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Stevie Wonder From Down Under

When you order a vodka and prune juice, because you won’t even see that shit coming

Bob ordered a Stevie Wonder from down under because he was constipated but wanted to party. He never even saw that shit coming last night

by Analcrusader March 7, 2026

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Stevie Wonder From Down Under

When you order a vodka and prune juice, because you won’t even see that shit coming

Bob ordered a Stevie Wonder from down under because he was constipated but wanted to party. He never even saw that shit coming last night

by Analcrusader March 7, 2026

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A brunette male with eyes so deep and brown they’ll make you forget what you were about to say. Charismatic, witty, and smooth enough to talk his way out of almost anything. He’s the type who can make you laugh until your cheeks hurt, then leave you wondering how he does it every time.

Known for randomly rocking a floral jumpsuit and somehow looking like a rockstar in it. Loves BBQ sauce with an unhealthy level of passion (seriously, don’t leave a bottle unattended). Will absolutely dominate you in Xbox and then act like it was “just luck.”

Stevie is 50% charm, 50% chaos, 100% the reason you’re still blushing the next day.

“Who just wrecked me in Xbox while eating nuggets drowned in BBQ sauce?”
“Relax, that’s just Stevie being Stevie.”

by Lovergirlem777 September 21, 2025

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