smoking meat

To jerk off ya homie dry while wearing a disposable rubber glove until it burns off a majority of the skin and the result is pink "meat". then you give him a blowjob, so youre "smoking" it.

No homo man, but can you smoke my meat?

Im not gay, but i like smoking meat.

by airchurro September 17, 2017

smoking

smoking is bad for your health but it's an adult decision and with assistance quitable, i'll admit that i'm a semi-smoking fetishist i like seeing a decent to good looking chick puffing away on a butt

me to friend: hey bro see that chick over there on that bench puffin on that cig, she's givin' me a boner
friend:why
me: cause i like seeing good lookin girls smoking
friend:bro thats kinda twisted
me:dirrent strokes for diffrent folks
friend: whatever
me: in fact im gonna get up the guts to go sit by her
me: m'am is it o.k. if i sit by you
chick: o.k.

by Joe Smith 2 August 12, 2007

sporking

The combined activites of spooning and porking.

We just laid in the bed all day sporking.

by Pieboyee December 14, 2010

Smoking

Smoking kills.. but dmn .. it feels good

Smoking.

by Djesse June 18, 2019

smoking that shit

Deliberately condescending metaphor denoting (usually, frequent and pervasive)crack cocaine usage/abuse

Where's all yer furniture, VaShawn? Ya'll isn't smoking that shit again, izzya?

by Uncle Beasley June 30, 2006

smoking soap

The act of smoking fake crack which is normally made of ivory soap. This can be the the act of smoking of anything that is supposed to be crack but is fake.

Fred thought he was smoking crack when he realized it was a large piece of skin from a crack heads foot.
Fred was smoking soap.

by Ford Lawnmower November 6, 2007

Sporking

(v) it's like spooning with a little poky parts.

Spooning leads to sporking :)

by Wookie2007 December 19, 2010