SpongeBob

Why do you have to look up what SpongeBob is you uncultured pleb.
Person 1: What is Spongebob?
Person 2: WTF you uncultured person!
Person 1: What’s it about?
Person 2: I need to sit down and contemplate life.
by I know what u did. December 28, 2020
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Spongebob video

doing a spongebob video is the act of talking a lot of drugs then cutting off your penis on camera after playing a spongebob clip and you have to make sure that you can here the dick being absolutely severed against the counter.
dude i just pulled a spongebob video
bro i spongebob videod like john the other night
by dickmaster42069 January 10, 2022
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Spongebob Syndrome

Typically a character in media who shows every sign of being gay, but turns out to be straight.

The term "Spongebob Syndrome" coming from the fact that Spongebob himself has married Sandy the Squirrel canonically, despite being assumed gay. (writers even attempting to correct this later on.)

Important to note that Spongebob Syndrome does not apply to characters like James from Pokémon, as he's believed to be bisexual.
Hey dude, remember that character from that one TV show? The one who flirted with pretty much every guy he ran into? He has Spongebob Syndrome, he isn't gay, he's dating a woman!
by Broboiii June 23, 2024
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YOU CAN'T HAVE ANY GET THE HELL OUTA HERE!!!!
Sandy: hey spongebob what are yall eatin
spoinkle doink: YOU CANT HAVE ANY GET THE HELL OUTA HERE!!!!
by Mr. Squidward February 28, 2024
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Impeccable Spongebob

When that impeccable sponge-bob comes to work late, reason being that he had to shave his balls, he shows squidward and then Mr Krabs witness’s the immaculate shaving skills then Patrick comes and and orders a burger with extra meat, which leads all characters getting hard, truly a gratifying experience.
Oh my god, is that impeccable spongebob getting to work LATE?!
by TopBoy420 December 4, 2020
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Spongebob

THE BEST SHOW ON NICKELODEON!!!!! (Except seasons 6-10)
Spongebob is awesome
by Whodidthis1 December 17, 2016
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