I accidentally walked in on my friends Jake and Braden while they were wrestling snakes. I couldn't look at either of them the same ever again.
by Jblanchard January 15, 2017
by ms_behaven January 27, 2018
There’s like 6 ghetto snakes in the Walmart parking lot there must have have been a fight last night
by Jackson Doeson February 4, 2022
Bum Snake is the alter-ego of Seb. A part of the ASSvengers, he is a sassy Italian baker from NYC. When Bum Snake toots, the aromas have mind-bending powers that allow him to control the minds of the people around him. He makes a good cake too.
Robber: "Yo Bum Snake! Gimme all your money!"
*Bum Snake toots*
Bum Snake: "No. You give me your money!"
Robber: "...okay"
*Bum Snake toots*
Bum Snake: "No. You give me your money!"
Robber: "...okay"
by GasLeak February 6, 2020
Some black guy that has a huge cock. I mean just massive. At least 13 inches or more. Used for gay porn titles.
“Bro are you seeing this”
“Yeah that jungle snake is going IN”
“Watching this makes me feel even MORE gay”
“Yeah that jungle snake is going IN”
“Watching this makes me feel even MORE gay”
by DatCracker01 July 18, 2021
by starbucks luvr August 20, 2006
The "erectus trouserous" or otherwise commonly referred to as "trouser snake" is the worlds MOST dangerous snake. It is fang less, the average length is 5-6 inches, although some are said to reach 8 inches. Colors vary from pink to black. It usually attacks women in the mouth or lower abdominal area. Its highly venomous spit can cause swelling that lasts about 9 months. Some species area also known to attack men from behind.
I went to a party last night and walked in to a room where a girl was being attacked by a trouser snake!
by Unknown_User1 April 4, 2010