smoley

that boss nigga that you see to re-up

yo slim, ima go see smoley & get dat green

by ATLbossNigga November 11, 2010

Smoldering Stick

The smoldering stick is a sex position. And here is how it goes...
Step 1: Dip your wiener in alcohol/flammable fluid.
Step 2: Light it on fire.
Step 3: Quickly wrap it in cotton candy.
Step 4: Let a chick blow you.

Hey babe wanna give me a smoldering stick?

by The Turn-On Team August 1, 2011

smole

An inferior person.

Caroline: "Look at Terrence, he's such a smole."
Christina: "I agree."

by coolcatcoolcat May 24, 2011

smolly

The tiniest little being. Likes death and likes to kill people. Laughs like a sheep. Nicknames: Smooly, Molly Smolly, Mooly Smooly, and greatest of all... SHMOOLY =(^.^)=

For many years, Smolly has killed people for peas.

by Cakey Luv March 31, 2017

Smolover

A very frightening creature that will unleash her murderous rage upon you at a drop of the hat. A Smolover feels that she (it) is sexy and will hold provocative poses with her legs apart, but mostly it just stinks. A Smolover lurks at lunch time... seeking it's prey to swallow whole in one gulp. When anxious, the Smolover lets out a noxious foul smell.
The Smolover most resembles Sigmund the Sea Monster.

"Don't be such a smolover."

"Do you smell that? Must be a smolover!"

"I feel a chill up my spine... must be a smolover lurking close by"

"SMOLOVER!"

by Shiva Shamboo February 25, 2010

Smolf Boogins

Mythical badass in the game skyrim. He can be found running around killing dragons and yelling at people as he pillages all of the villages. Or stealing goats when hes drunk. Occasionally rides on his horse shadowmere ( a big ass horse that kills shit ).

Chuck Norris. Jesus. God himself. superman. Smolf boogins.

by Dylzans November 13, 2011

Smollet-Wallace

The action of manufacturing by the means of taking ornate day to day objects, planning an attack of violence, or any self derived plans to incite violence through inanimate objects to gain television, news, and spotlight time to further a goal of division within America.

Also known as a Jussie-Bubba, Smollace, or Jussubba.

Our Smollet-Wallace neighbor found a bunch of rusted handcuffs in his basement that has not been used in centuries now stating white people attacked his family and had them chained there. He is going to the news to tell them about all this Jussubba.

Our Smollet-Wallace coworker found a piece of black licorice dropped on the floor by her desk at work that someone dropped there and now suing the company for a hate crime. She is going to give them a load of Jussie-Bubba.

I smell a real live case of the Smollace.

by GraberTownsend June 24, 2020