‘noun’ : ‘a person who tends to dab sperm on another person after ejaculation. Typically applied on the back, around the rib cage and the buttocks.’
by BillithandJephphy November 23, 2023
Get the sperm slapper mug.A saying a person does when another person says an unfunny joke but you're being sarcastic about it, indicating it was the funniest joke you have ever heard in your life. (being sarcastic if you didn't get that)
"Hey Billy, why did the chicken cross the road?... TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!" *laughs hysterically*
"What a knee slapper, Timmy!" *slaps knee*
"What a knee slapper, Timmy!" *slaps knee*
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Get the Knee Slapper mug.A sex maneuver where a man's penis is covered in at least two different lubricants then inserted in a woman's anus then vagina. Once in the vagina the wee wee schnitzel is slapped around often making funny noises.
Michael: "Hey man, how'd it go with Stacy last night?"
James: "Went pretty damn good, gave her the ol' triple dipple fudge dipped salmon slapper."
Michael: "Damn bro, that's a pro move."
James: "Went pretty damn good, gave her the ol' triple dipple fudge dipped salmon slapper."
Michael: "Damn bro, that's a pro move."
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