The art of ejaculating into a condom then blowing it up like a balloon before creeping up behind an unsuspecting victim and bursting it in their face, hopefully covering them in your hot juice
by Benedict Maher March 10, 2009
Get the Johnny Slapping mug.A person who farts in a public place and fans their ass making it appear that they are slapping their fart
by 1968camaro/ss June 1, 2010
Get the Fart slapper mug.The act of slapping a bitch, hoe, or even a woman in the face with one's penis. Optimally, a Wappy Slappy is given with enough precision and force to leave a dark-purple bruise in the middle of the forehead, usually in the shape of a large mushroom, army helmet, or garden spade.
Man, you should have the mark that Wappy Slappy left on Jane's face last night. It looked like she had a picture of Papa Smurf tattooed on her chin!
by Mooj the Taliban Man May 12, 2011
Get the Wappy Slappy mug.1. A loose woman who is in need of being screwed back together. The usage implies that there is not the slightest doubt about the identity of this female.
2. A greeting for someone you really get on well with or, alternatively, whom you actively detest.
2. A greeting for someone you really get on well with or, alternatively, whom you actively detest.
1. "Bob gave that slapper one" (The word THAT signifies the interlocutor's certain recognition)
2. "Hello you old slapper!" (The last word is emphasised)
2. "Hello you old slapper!" (The last word is emphasised)
by before we get to the tits! January 10, 2009
Get the slapper mug.A new recreation that has recently become very popular in the recent generations of teenagers and men in their 20's.
In today's world, respect and power reigns supreme. As women have gained rights, they have begun to take advantage of their status as individuals and have begun to demand things like equality and jobs. These women think they have souls and are beginning to demand that men cater to their every whim. There are times when a woman is yelling at your face and becomes very annoying. In situations like these, the best solution is simply to slap the bitch. This is where the term bitch slap originated.
Unfortunately, we live in a dark time and these women have become more demanding than ever. Bitch slapping has become a recreation.
In today's world, respect and power reigns supreme. As women have gained rights, they have begun to take advantage of their status as individuals and have begun to demand things like equality and jobs. These women think they have souls and are beginning to demand that men cater to their every whim. There are times when a woman is yelling at your face and becomes very annoying. In situations like these, the best solution is simply to slap the bitch. This is where the term bitch slap originated.
Unfortunately, we live in a dark time and these women have become more demanding than ever. Bitch slapping has become a recreation.
by Brandon King September 7, 2005
Get the slapping bitches mug.When a guy opens his stance then thrusts his hips back and forth, slapping his butt with his penis and balls.
Girl 1: "I just watched Big Brother 9, and i must admit that 'Crazy James' is smoking hot"
Girl 2: "He doesn't do it for me, but his taint slapping was wicked though, he must have a large penis to do that and slap his ass with it"
Girl 2: "He doesn't do it for me, but his taint slapping was wicked though, he must have a large penis to do that and slap his ass with it"
by Lise Reed February 26, 2008
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Mistah Fab - Slappin In The Trunk
Becuz its slappin in the trunk / knockin in the trunk / soundz like there must be a body in the trunk / becuz itz slappin in the trunk / knockin in the trunk / soundz like there must be a body in the trunk / shhhhhhh / don't tell nobody / don't tell nobody / shhhhhhh / don't tell nobody /...... itz a body in da trunk
Becuz its slappin in the trunk / knockin in the trunk / soundz like there must be a body in the trunk / becuz itz slappin in the trunk / knockin in the trunk / soundz like there must be a body in the trunk / shhhhhhh / don't tell nobody / don't tell nobody / shhhhhhh / don't tell nobody /...... itz a body in da trunk
by Bay Boss September 7, 2006
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