swimming

People who like to get wet together

"He was so wet after his swimming competition'

by TheGodessOfTheUniverse22 February 24, 2020

Swimming

The act of not drowning

I was swimming in the big surf at Venice beach

by BananaColadahelpme.. February 26, 2020

Simping

When someone does anything right wingers don't like.

Kyle : What? There's a black character in this show?
Jeremy : Damn, corporations are simping for the left now.

by pandemic19 March 13, 2020

Swimming

The only true sport that should be appreciated in the athletics world more. Swimming is the only skill that can save your life, drowning? You swim. Playing football, soccer, basketball etc. I respect them all since they're all difficult sports of them own, but swimming hits different because you can't always breathe. To all the salty xc runners who say swimming isn't a sport, you're not doing so bright either. Believe me. You guys just seem to run away from your problems all the time. And them pencil thin arms and booty-shorts... our guys have speedos which is hot. But to those who are chill with us, we chill with you too. Every sport is hard in their own way but swimming is the hardest. You can't always breathe and you're going against water resistance 24/7. No wonder our bodies are built so fine

Swimmer : "I went swimming today"
Non-swimmer: "what did you do?"
Swimmer: "easy 1200"
Non-swimmer: "1200 laps?!"

by swimmingisthebestsport May 9, 2020

Swimming

When someones has really nice, deep waves in their hair. Usually when they have a haircut.

"Man you see my waves? my shit swimming"

by LilJawn September 6, 2020

Simping

Acronyms. Stuck In My Pussy

Russel is siming for that pole dancing trash whore. He’s not the only one simping for her.

by Hideaway Hoe September 19, 2020

Simping

When you be extra nice to a person, have strong emotional and sexual feelings towards them and do things for them that you wouldn’t normally do for anyone else

Flanders: John is simping over Maddison I think they be dating soon

Ben: awww how cuteeee what a simp

by The Open Minded September 19, 2020