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"He was so wet after his swimming competition'
by TheGodessOfTheUniverse22 February 24, 2020
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Swimming

I was swimming in the big surf at Venice beach
by BananaColadahelpme.. February 26, 2020
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Simping

When someone does anything right wingers don't like.
Kyle : What? There's a black character in this show?
Jeremy : Damn, corporations are simping for the left now.
by pandemic19 March 13, 2020
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Swimming

The only true sport that should be appreciated in the athletics world more. Swimming is the only skill that can save your life, drowning? You swim. Playing football, soccer, basketball etc. I respect them all since they're all difficult sports of them own, but swimming hits different because you can't always breathe. To all the salty xc runners who say swimming isn't a sport, you're not doing so bright either. Believe me. You guys just seem to run away from your problems all the time. And them pencil thin arms and booty-shorts... our guys have speedos which is hot. But to those who are chill with us, we chill with you too. Every sport is hard in their own way but swimming is the hardest. You can't always breathe and you're going against water resistance 24/7. No wonder our bodies are built so fine
Swimmer : "I went swimming today"
Non-swimmer: "what did you do?"
Swimmer: "easy 1200"
Non-swimmer: "1200 laps?!"
by swimmingisthebestsport May 9, 2020
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Swimming

When someones has really nice, deep waves in their hair. Usually when they have a haircut.
"Man you see my waves? my shit swimming"
by LilJawn September 6, 2020
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Simping

Russel is siming for that pole dancing trash whore. He’s not the only one simping for her.
by Hideaway Hoe September 19, 2020
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Simping

When you be extra nice to a person, have strong emotional and sexual feelings towards them and do things for them that you wouldn’t normally do for anyone else
Flanders: John is simping over Maddison I think they be dating soon

Ben: awww how cuteeee what a simp
by The Open Minded September 19, 2020
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