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Nicotine Shuffle

When you cannot find your vape/e-cig so you frantically search in your immediate vicinity
“Is he having a seizure

“Nah, he lost his vape. He’s doing the nicotine shuffle
by JJ473 July 25, 2023
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Super Shuffle

Phenomenon when your iPod plays all the songs in succession that match your mood and have no need to skip. This can make your day a lot better depending on how your feeling. This can happen often or not depending on what your library contains.
Guy 1: Jim what's got you so happy?
Guy 2: Sam my iPod's played everything I wanted to hear today I haven't pressed skip yet.
Guy 1:Oh, yeah that's a Super Shuffle I had one last Monday.
Guy 2: This is amazing! I wish my iPod would do this more often.
by Mental D.I. May 13, 2011
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Shuffling the deck

When you fart for 5 seconds, or longer
I’m surprised that after shuffling the deck, I don’t have shit in my pants
by DsDirtyDan August 12, 2019
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Locally shuffle

The act of shuffling cards on a smaller, more intimate scale. Allegedly done because it is simply too much to shuffle an entire deck at one time.
Nicole was deemed insufficent at shuffling cards on her own. Therefore, Josh (like a knight in shining armor) came through when he locally shuffled the card deck.
by JoeyBigToes December 25, 2018
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shuffle-fucking

when a group of "not so bright" females rotate a sexual partner(s) amongst themselves.
i slept with him yesterday-You slept with him lastnight and she slept with him this morning! "lets go to the mall together right now".......re: we are shuffle-fucking this nigga-deriving from the myspace music player shuffle play.
by Mzidongivafuc March 5, 2009
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TP Shuffle

The action of moving from one stall to another in the restroom because there is no toilet paper in the stall, and it is required. This action can be done with pants up or down and generally implies a penguin like movement.
Hey man did you see Johnny acting a little Wierd in the restroom?

Yeah, he was just doing the TP shuffle.
by Thor McOverlord January 21, 2015
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Swedish shuffle

When someone doesn't want to be part of the conversation any longera but haven't got a good way to get away, they simply slide out of the conversation. A Swedish shuffle.
Wait, wasn't Mark with us just now?
I guess he did a Swedish shuffle.
by Braxenator January 27, 2019
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