shirt burglar

1. a person who steals your clothes off the clothes line.

2. A super annoying, yet relatively harmless person.
Definition 1

Person 1: that Johnston never seems to go shopping, yet he

always wears different clothes.

Person 2: don't you know that he is a shirt burglar?

Definition 2

Person 1: Is that, that knob head upstairs doing his vacuuming at 6:30am on Sunday morning.

Person 2: what a shirt burgular
by Getsit June 26, 2017
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Bird-Shirt

A picture or selfie (more usually) of someone without their shirt, usually sent to a desired mate to attract them.
Cathy: Oh god Tyler just sent me a bird-shirt.
Lily: Oh shit, lemme see!
by TheGramarMan October 01, 2021
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Guppy shirt

When you have a creased shirt and cannot afford to iron it
by Chinese gamer master October 08, 2021
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un-shirt

a cross between an actual shirt and a bra
that is not a shirt; it is an un-shirt; how many times do I have to tell you?!?!?
by 00awesome July 20, 2021
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Shirt h

A new spelling for shithead, it is commonly used by Ryan's with colored hair
by CherryRayRay October 28, 2019
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Shirt Fuddler

Noun ˈshərt-fuhd-ler
One who engages in shirt fuddling, the act of covertly dirtying up a shirt to dissuade it's owner from wearing it in place of another shirt the fuddler believes to be superior. Shirt fuddling is looked down upon in polite society and its practitioners are generally regarded to be of a lower order of humanity, not worthy of basic dignity or respect.
Jay: You put my blue shirt in with the dry cleaning, didn't you? SHIRT FUDDLER!!!
Susan: I most absolutely did nothing of the sort. Besides, it's a stupid shirt.
by Carmine Disco December 03, 2018
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shirt ball

A giant ball made of shirts.
“Dude, I saw a huge shirt ball in my brothers closet, what a pig... yet I suppose it could be a creative thing...”
by Chicken Wing Sandwich November 09, 2017
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