sheffling

shuffle + shelf = seffling, when you shuffle shelfs in your brain

when you need to sort your self out, or clean your brain like a wardrobe then it's called sheffling

by LenaP May 13, 2010

shelf cred

Respect and trust for a person's opinions and recommendations about reading material based on the caliber of their own chosen reading material; can be based on preference of genre, but typically earned by reading stories and novels of subtance.

I'm shocked that Amanda read the Twilight saga. She has a lot of shelf cred with me. Well...she used to anyway."

Whenever I feel like a reading a romantic novel, I ask Maggie. She's got the most shelf cred when it comes to love stories.

by formicah February 21, 2011

Sheffield Sandwich

When a girl places a flaccid cock and balls between her feet and squeezes

them together as hard as she can. Also known as a "Billinghurst Surprise".

I took her back to my hotel room and she gave me a Sheffield Sandwich.

by MsP January 21, 2015

shefty

Annoying, irritating and always in the way

Will is the most shefty person I know

by ConBea123 March 10, 2015

Sheflopodo

Meaning to do a poo fart when it stains your underwear mainly green to yellow

Dude did u head the fart I think I sherflopodood

Sheflopodo
Sickkkkk let’s check it out

Yep it’s a sherflopadoo

by Experienced people August 7, 2018

Shelf-work

When you're engaged in a sexual act and need the assistance of some furniture (preferably a shelf) to aid your performance.

We were going hard at it and both yelling for more so I got some more leverage off the book-shelf to bring it home, it was some seriously awesome shelf-work.

Oh my god, it was amazing, he had me screaming with his shelf-work, I think I gasm'd about seven times.

by Dicko7 August 14, 2018

Sheafed Sword

An uncircumcised penis or dick.

I got a nice long sheafed sword for yer mom.

by BrokeBak September 12, 2018