Strait Shaft

A dick that has absolutely zero curvature.

That banana looks just like freddy’s strait shaft

by Stanalost March 24, 2025

I've been shafted

When your on fifa and put loads of good players in a SBC that you could of used for something else then you get dogshit out of it

"Alright I'll but in 94 Muller in, 96 Donnarumma etc..."
*Opens pack*
"Oh ffs I've been shafted and just got 92 Fofana

by Bigcock15inches September 2, 2022

Shaft Lassies

A girls version of tunnel buddies Eskimo brothers etc. (when two girls sleep with the same guy at a separate time they’ve both been with him at the same point they are shaft lassies

Omg you slept with Josh ? I did too last week . We are now shaft lassies

by Greco976 October 16, 2019

tennessee shaft off

first you get your dick hard then balance a goofball on your tip then get your cousin to get a golf club and then have your cousin try to hit the ball

i was playing Tennessee shaft off and my cousin missed the ball and hit my shaft

by saggydicks January 26, 2018

fizzle shaft

The act of sucking dick with pop rocks in your mouth.

Fizzle shaft this dick!

by Ughbullshite June 25, 2019

Shafted

To get shafted is to don't get any new characters from Dragonball Legends summon banner.

Example: Yoo bro look I pulled a new ULTRA SSJ4 Gogeta in dbl (Dragonball Legends),did you get anything good?

Nah bro I got shafted, I had 50.000 cc (Chrono Crystals) saved up I used all of them and didn't get shit.

by Stepane sine July 9, 2024

Snifty Shafts

When you rub your fingers up and down your ass crack and sniff them.

Just when my girl got done eating my ass she pulled a Snifty Shafts on me and that caught me offguard.

by Bbboseph February 17, 2019