scooter bunny

A slutty woman, who is a hangs out with motorcycle / riding clubs, likes to claim she isn’t slutty but she will hop on anyone’s bike if they don’t kick her off.

Fred:”Holy shit bro, you see that chick over there?”

Jon:”Oh bro, you don’t want THAT scooter bunny, she rode everyone in the clubs bikes, and probably their ducks too!”

by Uncle Touchie October 4, 2021

Scooter guy

That one guy who rides scooter on skatepark. They sometimes evolved from scooter kid or just from the beginning was Ok. Pretty fun to speak with but have a bad reputation from his passion.

If you gave him a chance you might get a good buddy to ride with. Sometimes they can be better at skateboardering or bmx then normal riders just because he switched from them to rides scooter.

P1- look at him what a scooter kid

P2- nah my g that scooter guy he's alright go talk to him you will probably like him

by Vector420 November 21, 2021

Scooter

A kind, generous, loveable, god-fearing man with a propensity for elegance, who carries himself with an immeasurable amount of exaggerated swagger, particularly that of a black teen. He who is bestowed with the forename Scooter is destined for greatness. A funny individual with a dry sense of humor, it takes a certain level of refinement to appreciate his cynical taste, except when it doesn't because he is simultaneously a fucking idiot. Scooter is very big in the art-hoe, Crystal-bitch and busy-body scene due to his laid-back nature and impeccable aesthetic; However he prefers to spend most of his time in solitude.

Person 1: OMG! Is Scooter your real name?
Person named Scooter: yeah
Person 1: That's so hot
Person named Scooter: yeah

by Notactuallyscooter November 22, 2021

scooter pus

A artificial pussy that scoots across the floor while you fuck it

I was fucking my scooter pus yesterday and made it halfway through the kitchen

by Peter Hung December 31, 2021

Scooter

A Scooter is a fun sport that you should try!

(you need to live near a skatepark tho)

Hey, lets go scooter at the skatepark.

(I don't know why it is called a skatepark, skaters, scooterers, and bikers, etc. all go there.

by SpunkySpinky January 12, 2022

E scooter

When they existed they tried to take over the humans, they were used by humans and they didn't drive on the right side, they just drove on one side and never used the zebra crossing even though if you walk on the road it's jaywalking but the police don't stop them, so if you drive they will bump into you always

man: driving
Asshole: bumps into car with E scooter
Asshole "sorry!"
Man: "it's okay..."
man (thinking): "dude, fuck you!"

by Luvs2spewge February 23, 2022

Scooter

A mode of transportation for people who aren’t skilled enough to ride anything else. (Fag)

Fag: Hey! That nigger just stole my scooter.

Nigger: Fuck you fag, get a bike.

by Demetrius Demarcus lll March 27, 2022