school

v., to beat someone at (a race, game, etc.) so badly that you teach them a 'lesson' in how to be better at whatever it is they lost at

yo, i'm gonna totally school you at vice city

by al December 11, 2004

school

a place where your parents send you because inside they really hate the hell out of you and they don't want to take care of you...So when our parents bitched the government made it legal to go to that hell hole

School is gay as hell!!!

by DTL January 11, 2004

school

S.C.H.O.O.L
Seven
Crappy
Hours

Of

Our

Lives

school

by MCMagicPie November 13, 2011

School

A stupid place where people aka children from 4or5 -12or13
Learn stupid things and then have to do homework at home. I don't get it I mean isn't 6 and a half hours isn't enough?

Boy 1:hey r u goin 2 school 2 day?
Boy 2:no I can't live with the homework!
Nerd: why?
Boy 1 & Boy 2:uh cos its boring? Idiot

by Horanluver333 February 8, 2014

School

The place parents drop of their 'swaggy teenagers' to get rid of them for a much desired 6 hours a day. Everyone needs a break sometimes.

Little do they know however, that school is a waste of time that becomes tedious after elementary school. I mean, who the fuck gives a shit about Pythagoras?

A place that fails to properly prepare your children for the outside world.

Interviewer: Mr. Peterson, what would you say your most valuable skills are?

Peterson: Ugh... I can find the hypotenuse of a triangle... Hey! Dude! Can you tell me how to buy a house? I can't remember studying that at school...!

by Handmethatslushieplz May 11, 2014

School

A location where pain and suffering take on the physical form of work and assignments.

Sometimes I just hate school.

by Pixelated Kingdom January 18, 2015

SCHOOL

SEVEN
CRAPPY
HOURS
OF
OUR
LIFES

DAD: TIME TO GO SHOOT UP THE SCHOOL AGAIN
MOM: K HONEY BE BACK BY NOON

by YouGotKilledx7x November 20, 2018