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school

A public baby-sitting service funded by taxes. In reality, homeschooling is a better option. Skeptics will claim that homeschooled children lack the social aspect of other schools. In reality children will take care of themselves socially.
Politician thinks:I think we should have something that makes parents have less responsibilty. We can also make people blind patriots. Hmmmm
by Dubbus September 4, 2005
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school

school better known as a prision for kids though the age of 18 good for hold teenage drivers so i can drive in peace
by Tommy D October 29, 2004
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school

v., to beat someone at (a race, game, etc.) so badly that you teach them a 'lesson' in how to be better at whatever it is they lost at
yo, i'm gonna totally school you at vice city
by al December 11, 2004
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school

A place where they stick u to "learn" which is a pointless waste of time, i mean really, why do we need it, they just...stick u there, and u better put a smile on or they will slam ur ass in detention.
owwwwww, they really slammed yesterday in school...
by ajsam December 28, 2005
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school

a place where your parents send you because inside they really hate the hell out of you and they don't want to take care of you...So when our parents bitched the government made it legal to go to that hell hole
School is gay as hell!!!
by DTL January 11, 2004
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School

Commonly known as "HELL". School is even worse than real jail. All kids are there just to learn about stuff that we won't need or use in the real world. And when school is over, they are free and they also call their home their "America" because, YOU ARE FREE OF SCHOOL WHEN YOU'RE AT HOME. Unless the school tortures you with HOMEWORK. NOBODY DOES THEIR HOMEWORK. Every kid has to go to school according to the government.
Screw school (Hell). I want to go to my America (Home) right now.
by NothingToSeeHere- November 13, 2019
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SCHOOL

SEVEN
CRAPPY
HOURS
OF
OUR
LIFES
DAD: TIME TO GO SHOOT UP THE SCHOOL AGAIN
MOM: K HONEY BE BACK BY NOON
by YouGotKilledx7x November 20, 2018
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