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Saltiest Dog

The act of mastering the "trade" with the ladies. You are the saltiest dog meaning that you get the most action from the ladies. Also meaning you have no problem getting action.
Bro1:Did you see Carson Smith with those girls?

Bro2: ya he is the saltiest dog. He gets so much action.
by Hellothere24 August 6, 2015
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Salticane

For reference, see: Salty Storm

A Salticane is an upgrade from a Salty Storm. A Salticane is cum that is so thick and salty that it yields a high probability of causing great bodily harm, death, or total property loss upon direct impact. A Salticane may also cause mild - moderate damage to other persons or property in close range. A Salticane may cause damage to the penis of the man launching to Salticane. Additionally, anyone within 50 feet of the Salticane should seek shelter as soon as possible.
Doctor: "What is wrong today, sir?"

Man: "I had a huge Salticane last night...My girlfriend is dead, my house is a mess, and worst of all my penis ruptured. Think I will ever have a girlfriend again?"

Doctor: "Not with that messed up cock"
by Cum Prepared January 8, 2016
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saltility

it means to be salty**mad or upset**
and it means to be hostile at the same time
"Mia is being so salty and hostile today"-Skye
"Yeah the 'saltility' level is high"-Yon
by DragonFireStorm June 5, 2016
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salting season

the opposite of cuffing season. time to dumb, be dumped and throw SALT on all those happy winter relationships
i don't have to buy her a christmas present bc im celebrating salting season early this year
by boobooheeboo November 27, 2016
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Sametimer

Send a message to someone on Sametime (Lotus Notes).
Je vais te Sametimer plus tard.
by m1ndl3z January 4, 2017
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Samiara

Beautiful, Muslim, Very Independent, Stand for herself, Dedicated, Very loving and Caring with Positive Attitudes, Awesome Energy , Very Pleasant ,
Hey that is Samiara over there!

I like to be around Samiara
by Ilovetotraveltheworld June 18, 2018
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Salting the Fields

Cumming in someone's hair. Can be done in many places including top of head, chest, leg, and anywhere there is hair.

Ex.
Person A: Dude, last night Lisandra let me Salt her fields
Person B: No way! Salting the Fields is the best!
by Doickls January 27, 2017
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