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Simple Plan (Whinging gits) Should be renamed to Simpletons or Simply Painful. My message to them, boo hoo fellas, no really, I mean it. I can't imagine what it must be like growing up as a teenager with parents, in a house, with meals provided and no doubt all the little luxuries that are expected...wait....hang on a minute! Wasn't I a teenager once? By Zuess's beard I think I was! In fact, I'd go so far as to say that everyone has been a teenager at some point in their lives! If you think being a teenager is tough and no-one understands you then I can't wait for you to experience the real world! Wake up to yourselves ya bunch of spanners, appreciate everything you have got. The world ain't gonna come to you, you gotta get involved with it so STOP BLOODY CRYING!!! Sheesh! I just want to slap you all and poke you in the eye.
Simple Plan - Untitled - (How Could This Happen To Me?) Uh, guys, just cos the title is in brackets doesn't mean it's not a title! Stop trying to be clever...you're not! Goose!
by Lenny The Brave December 28, 2005
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Simple Plan

While the music itself is not too terrible, the songs are always about how much their life sucks or how much they hate themselves and wish they could die.

Quit trying to be emo and make some meaningful music for once, idiots.
Simple Plan: My life sucks!! WAAHH!! But I got tons of money!! WAAHH!! I can't sing!! And my girlfriend dumped me!! It's all my fault!! WAAHH!! I WISH I COULD DIE!!! WAAAAAAHHH!!
by SomeBadJoke September 6, 2006
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simple plan

The 'band' that makes me envy deaf people. I'm getting sick and tired of hearing their endless whining about how horrible their lives are (they should do everyone a favor and end them now).
If you put simple plan down, their prepubecent fans often say things like "get a life", often followed by a "talk to the hand because the face isn't listening" while flaunting their homosexuality.
Me: What the hell??! My ears are bleeding!!! This is terrible! What is this shit!?

Deaf Person: What?

Simple Plan Fan: Gawd! It's Simple Plan! Get a life!
by HandOvDooM June 6, 2006
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junior samples

One of the stars of the HEHAW TV SHOW
junior samples is one of the stars of the HEHAW TV SHOW
by i am a ruggraber July 29, 2008
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sampey

when you want a guy so much even though youve never met him, or heard of him
Girl 1:have you met that sampey yet?
Girl 2:isnt he that loser that works at the drum shop?
by holly r August 26, 2006
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SimpleeCasual

A Toxic, yet fair Dokkan and Legends streamer on Twitch because he has no life.
Person 1: Hey! Have you heard of SimpleeCasual?

Person 2: Yeah. He seems pretty legit even if he is Toxic.
by DragonArCade (Ya Boi Cade) February 20, 2019
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Simple Syrup

A gender-fluid person who sponsors someone else's lifestyle. A gender-fluid sugar provider. Synonymous with sugar daddy but for someone who identifies as gender fluid.
Did you know that Jamie is Frankie's simple syrup? Jamie pays for everything!
by EllyIsSmelly April 12, 2019
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