Mac Standard

gayest m*tha f*ucka on the face of the earth

rurouni kenshin sucks

by James W. May 5, 2003

standard banter

standard banter is a form a messing/joking around. it is jokes are are funny between mates which are mild and not overly offensive. standard banter is kept usually between friends as if not it is considered harsh and therefore unstandard.

"Who's dog is that"
"Its your mum"
then someone may say "standard banter" as they have just been mocked

by themeerkat95 November 11, 2013

stankard

simply - a tankard of stink

"oi, pass me that stankard"

by unclekraker June 14, 2008

Standard Supermodel Measurement

Standard Supermodel Measurement or SSM is a unit of mass, equivalent to approximately 55 pounds or 25 kilograms. Often abbreviated to 'supermodel(s)' in conversation for convenience.

Dude, I've been on a kick-ass diet the last few months- I lost one and a quarter supermodels!

The guys at the gym laugh at me because I can only bench two standard supermodel measurements.

by iPutMyWordInYou October 27, 2009

standard for laguna

an event that one would expect to happen in Laguna

binging on coke and pooping on peoples chests is pretty standard for laguna.

by Michael April 9, 2005

bi-standard

A very uncommon misspelling of "bystander", used occasionally by benevolent Wichitans.

Also, could be a euphemism referring to bisexuality. This is not confirmed as of yet.

"...there were innocent bi-standards..."

by mrtiddles May 22, 2007

Spaniards

An epxression of suprise and annoyance at an unforseen occurence. Usually unrelated to the prescence of Hispanic people.

Spaniards! What the fuck's going on here boys?

by Pollock March 4, 2003