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Couch-Snatcher

The person your crush makes out with on a couch. These people are usually complete assholes and don't deserve your crush's attention. Common treatment for this problem is a punch to the face. Be sure to enlist the help of several bigger and stronger people.
"I was going to ask her out this weekend, but that goddamn couch-snatcher got her first."
by chessapphire1214 January 14, 2009
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closet snatcher

any female who deliberately goes on the pull to entice guys to turn back straight
I love this new gay bar there are so many fit guys round here. Oh no look out there is a hot girl over there. She must be one of those "closet snatchers"!
by Madmordigon May 21, 2010
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Genital Snatcher

Someone that purposefully steals Genitalia (usually that of a male, since it is a lot easier to remove) and runs off with it. A common group that perform such activities, are Gash and Dash groups, that enjoy taking the Genitalia of an innocent person.
Woah.. crikey mate look at that Genital Snatcher go.
Dude that Genital Snatcher just ran off with my penis.
by Williham234 March 9, 2011
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Apple Snatcher

There are many different variations of apple snatcher (pear, bananna, orange etc.)

It's a game which is played sitting with you're fruits. As padestrians walk by, you must throw the fruit up at them , challenging them to catch it. if they catch it they are given a ranking. You start at one, and it's increased by one everytime you catch it.

Be careful though, them fruit throwers are damn sneaky.
Thrower: APPLE SNATCHERS!

Padestrian: Ah shit man! I caught it!

Thrower: You sir. Are now a rank one Apple Snatcher.
by Chooch&Gooch October 23, 2011
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bacon snatchers

Someone who steals bacon from your fridge or freezers...while u are away.
The bacon snatchers took all our Bacon.
by bamagirls September 22, 2014
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twat snatcher

A man/woman, usually woman, who creeps on your hoe and steals that shit right out from under ya.
Dude1- Yo that twat snatcher struck again!

Dude2- Bro, you really need to stop having threesomes with your mom.
by DJLanguageArtist March 14, 2014
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selfie snatcher

People who download and post other people's selfies as their own.

Common on Tumblr, Reddit, Social Apps, and Facebook Icons. It's more common in places where people post pics of themselves that don't include a face pic. Boobs(women)/Abs(men), NSFW shots, etc.

Some people create Facebook profiles and steal attractive pics from other people and post them as their own in an effort to get people to friend them.
Get a life, Selfie Snatcher your whole damn profile is fake
by stansaysdis April 13, 2014
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