A kindred spirit in indolence.
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She's got great tits and she's loving but You: God she has not Ambition, she doesn't do shit but snack and fuck!
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I always wondered why my husband had such a strange sun tan, until I caught him performing a Costa Rican sloth whistle
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Get the Gender Sloth mug.A sloth is used to describe someone who is very kind, chill, and doesn't give a damn about what other people say. These types of people are very friendly, and are know for their special ability to see the good in even the most bleak situations.
"Dude... Jerry is a very kind Sloth!"
"How do you know?"
"He gets bullied everyday, and yet he's always chill and understanding. He'll, he makes the best pizza rolls I ever had."
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"He gets bullied everyday, and yet he's always chill and understanding. He'll, he makes the best pizza rolls I ever had."
"Huh... Magnificent Sloth..."
by Softestsloth420 June 22, 2025
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