Shrek 

My love
My god
My lord
My life

Shrek is love, Shrek is life <3

me: Shrek
you: Yes

Shrek by UwU slander November 19, 2020

shrek 

sour green grape that is hot AF!!!

shrek is hot

shrek by moxiOwO November 25, 2020

shrek 

a old sexy ogre that is sexy asf

girl: eeewww ur a shrek
man: oh gaaawddaamm come here shrek

shrek by defenitly not wesley November 27, 2020

shrek 

shrek is a sexy as a mthrfckr that is sexy

man: come here shrek u sexy asf
girl: eeewww ur gay
man: only for shrek

shrek by defenitly not wesley November 27, 2020

Shrek 

Your current boyfriend

Is that your boyfriend shrek Yeah and don’t call him that
Does he live in the swamp. Yeah why
He’s ugly as fuck but it makes sense now

Shrek by @m.com November 29, 2020

SHREK 

SHREK IS AS YUMMY AS MYSELF

MMMMMMMEEEEE SHREK TASTES GOOD

SHREK by defenitly not wesley November 30, 2020

shrek 

Sexy motherfucker.

Mmmmm shrek is so sexyyyyyyyy

shrek by A old sexy pedo November 30, 2020