by My my Austin March 01, 2018
A way to pleasure you're self in the most humane way possible. It's a way to finger yourself while masturbating. Or using items from a sex shop e.g. Dildo, to inject into yourself and exceed the maximum pleasure.
by AlOPCQ1 December 31, 2013
To insert one's entire hand, (usually clenched), into one's rectal passage. Repetitive motion is then applied followed by a dose of Carex.
I was bored at work, sat on my hand and by accidet it slipped up my backside. Therefore i was self fisting, accidently mind you!!!
by SpaccaDayNightFever July 26, 2003
Head coach of the Kansas Jayhawks mens basketball team, hired in 2003 after Roy Williams left for UNC. Has also coached at Oral Roberts, Tulsa, and Illinois. Has led three different teams to the Elite Eight, and led the Jayhawks to the Final Four in 2008.
Bill Self's Jayhawks were the first to occasionally wear red uniforms since Larry Brown's 1988 national championship team.
by Moose909090909 April 05, 2008
Hurting yourself on purpose, such as cutting. For some people it's for attention, or the need to feel manipulative, but for most it's because of fdepression. It's a coping mechanism, It helps you deal with strong emotions.
by ScreamSayonara January 31, 2005
Self-pity is an icky liquid you swim around in when you blame the world for your problems.
People who wallow in self-pity usually go around in a bad mood, feeling sorry for themseleves, feeling they've been wronged some how. They only care about poor little them. They failed because of someone or something else. They don't own up to their own faults.
People who wallow in self-pity usually go around in a bad mood, feeling sorry for themseleves, feeling they've been wronged some how. They only care about poor little them. They failed because of someone or something else. They don't own up to their own faults.
Darnell: If the teachers in my school would have payed me more attention and got the big bullies off my back, then I wouldn't have been full of self-pity, dropped out, robbed that store, killed 3 people including a child, and got into a police chase that lasted 4 hours and 23 minutes then became an on-foot pursuit through a backyard in the projects where I was tackled then sentenced to prison where I'm getting my ass slamed for 237 years and cleaning the toilet with a toothbrush for my cellmate named Deshawn who makes me pee sitting down.
Mom: k...Dad says hi.
Mom: k...Dad says hi.
by Baxton January 16, 2006
Someone who takes pictures of them self a lot, especially in the mirror at weird angles, making peace signs and "cute" faces
by x0supercool0x February 09, 2008