rod suit

A banana hammock, grape smuggler, or bikini bottom for aging men who no longer give a fuck and want to show their below average twig and berries

Dude, have you see Rod? Who the fuck is Rod? He’s my friends father. He got a dolphin tramp stamp and wears a rod suit to the beach. Barf.

by Funkurface July 2, 2021

Reliable Rod

The name given to a man you can have sex with safely, usually a boyfriend or FWB

Matt is a good guy, he's a Reliable Rod

by Los Muertos April 6, 2017

Rod Worms

Sperm.

Tina knelt before me. Waiting. Excited. Blam-o! Face full of rod worms!

Masturbating in the shower is messy. Hard to get the rod worms from between your toes.

by BeniusMaximus December 6, 2019

trash rod

Slang for the mosin-nagant bolt-action service rifle, often used by members of the gun comunity. The name came to be du to the heavy trigger and cumbersome two-piece bolt design. Its also a nod to the poor quality many of the rifles have (due to the soviet governents heavy emphasis on quantity over quality)

John: Matt bought another mosin, still claims their better than other rifles.
Mark: Seriousley? another trash rod?

John: yea
Mark: someone needs to teach him what a good gun really is!

by Norwegain_dude2007 July 31, 2021

twizzle rod

A person who accomplishes feats of idiocy with little or no effort. Encounters with people afflicted by this condition may experience brief moments of confusion followed by frustration, culminating in an extended period of laughter. Biologists believe an afflicted human can, at will, deactivate the brain's frontal lobe.

Batman: "Robin, hurry climb up here and help me fight off these goons."
Robin: "Ok Batman...but how do I get up there?"
Batman: "Use the grapple on your utility belt. HURRY!"
Robin: "I decided to leave it at home today. I mean, who knew we would be fighting goons."
Batman: "...You are such a twizzle rod at times."

by Dr. Twizzle May 7, 2018

The Rod Stewart

When a man shaves his pubic hair into a landing strip and dies it orange/blonde. He also has to have his penis pierced with a diamond stud. The man then takes a microphone and removes everything from it except the outer shell. He then proceeds to stick his penis through the microphone shell. He then advances to the local bar and has women sing karaoke out of his microphone.

I thought The Rod Stewart was just wet from me spitting while singing into it until it spit back at me.

by The Clam Dunk July 13, 2015

null rod

a really good type one sideboard card when playing against artifact decks. It says "NO!" to belcher.

Cody: It doesn't do anything!! Why would I put this on my board?

Mr. P: No, it does nothing.

by cody vinci December 16, 2004