Lower the Rod

The final step of reeling in the big one after appropriately teasing with your bait and tackle.
(Derived from the Sega Genesis game: Bass Fishing)
Bruno: Hey look at Ben with that redhead over there.
Riley: HEY BEN, LOWER THE ROD!!!
by xXxProBassChampion24xXx February 26, 2014
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Toilet Rod

When you sit down on the toilet and the worst thing imaginable happens. Shmeat rod goes skinny dipping. It's the official antonym of Poseidon Kiss
What are you having for dinner, anything good?
No! I just got Toilet Rod
by Swanlaschlong12 July 28, 2023
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rod suit

A banana hammock, grape smuggler, or bikini bottom for aging men who no longer give a fuck and want to show their below average twig and berries
Dude, have you see Rod? Who the fuck is Rod? He’s my friends father. He got a dolphin tramp stamp and wears a rod suit to the beach. Barf.
by Funkurface July 02, 2021
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Power Rod

A dildo used to penatrate mens assholes
Dang i could use a power rod right now
by Power rod January 06, 2018
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Electric Rod

When a hooker stun guns you in the dick after you refuse to pay her.
Nurse:How did you get these burns sir?
Patient: The hooker was charging too much so i didn't pay. She gave me an Electric Rod.
by OwlTurtleMeerkat October 06, 2010
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slut rod

The form of birth control which is a small silicon rod inserted under the skin of the upper arm with an effectiveness rate of 99.9%. Rod yields the holder the power to act as a 'slut' without the consequences of conception.
Man: Are you on birth control?
Woman: Don't worry mate, I have a slut rod, do your worst!
by Arn13 July 29, 2017
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null rod

a really good type one sideboard card when playing against artifact decks. It says "NO!" to belcher.
Cody: It doesn't do anything!! Why would I put this on my board?

Mr. P: No, it does nothing.
by cody vinci December 16, 2004
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