When you are single and your best friend is married with 3 kids
You go on Tinder and have a text message conversation with a single man who has full custody of his 2 yr old.
You ask why.
He says the baby mamma beat the baby up when he was at work.
He called the police, placed a report and now he has full custody.
He is looking for dates on Tinder as a single dad.
You take a screen shot of the messed up conversation with your Tinder match and send it to you best friend.
You tell her it is B-Rate Entertainment from your single girl friend.
You hope she gets a laugh and a sigh of relief from it because she has a beautiful
family.
You go on Tinder and have a text message conversation with a single man who has full custody of his 2 yr old.
You ask why.
He says the baby mamma beat the baby up when he was at work.
He called the police, placed a report and now he has full custody.
He is looking for dates on Tinder as a single dad.
You take a screen shot of the messed up conversation with your Tinder match and send it to you best friend.
You tell her it is B-Rate Entertainment from your single girl friend.
You hope she gets a laugh and a sigh of relief from it because she has a beautiful
family.
by Billy-Soo January 25, 2020
Get the B-Rate Entertainmentmug. by Lieutenant Fuckboy February 22, 2022
Get the ratedmug. A puzzle or exercise (an "enigma") so mind-blowingly simple you probably shouldn't post it on social media to emphasise how cool your national security operation is
by seaturtles83 April 22, 2025
Get the Enigma rating 1mug. EC is a movie rating abbreviation that stands for extra cheese.
Modern movies that are created by talentless, pc, tolerant wimps with no sense of humor are the driving force behind these multimillion dollar pieces of shit. Toilet humor, tough chicks and indestructible cars that can drive off the grand canyon and continue driving are hallmarks of EC movies.
Modern movies that are created by talentless, pc, tolerant wimps with no sense of humor are the driving force behind these multimillion dollar pieces of shit. Toilet humor, tough chicks and indestructible cars that can drive off the grand canyon and continue driving are hallmarks of EC movies.
Dude: When will they stop making scary movie sequels?
Dudette: like for real, nothin but hits to the head and overpaid celebs...
Dude: Do the wayans know the only reason their movies are popular now is because they're black and the media is pushing miscegination?
Duddete: No, they're just brain washed automatons with limited comprehension abilities.
EC rating
Dudette: like for real, nothin but hits to the head and overpaid celebs...
Dude: Do the wayans know the only reason their movies are popular now is because they're black and the media is pushing miscegination?
Duddete: No, they're just brain washed automatons with limited comprehension abilities.
EC rating
by crimebob32 August 26, 2013
Get the EC ratingmug. A rating on a scale of 1-10 when people pose for a photo for a newspaper after a "first world problem" has happened. They usually have to force themselves to look angry or upset and the angrier they look the higher they score on the sad face rating.
by IKnowTheLingo December 9, 2021
Get the Sad Face Ratingmug. Ramblings that occur when one is extremely horny due to being away from smexy significant others for a long time.
Note: Factors such as the following may effect level of ramblings-
-Being located in another hemisphere than significant other
-Significant others willingness to tolerate to your ramblings
-Duration of seperation (Those seperated for more than 7 months should take saftey precautions before engaging in sex)
-Significant other is a curly headed fuck
Note: Factors such as the following may effect level of ramblings-
-Being located in another hemisphere than significant other
-Significant others willingness to tolerate to your ramblings
-Duration of seperation (Those seperated for more than 7 months should take saftey precautions before engaging in sex)
-Significant other is a curly headed fuck
Seeing pretty girl everyday on skype and not being with her gave me a case of the x-rated spontaneous ramblings.
by crazyboy18 September 27, 2011
Get the X-Rated Spontaneous Ramblingsmug. the rate at which a woman creates sandwiches. crucial to her ability to mate. a sandwhich rate below 2 a minute leaves you incapable of ever being able to mate. 3 means average. above 5 means legendary a rate above 10 a minute means men will approach you on the street and ask you to marry them.
due to liz's sandwich rate of 12 a minute. even though she is amazingly unattractive she get's 5 marriage requests a day.
by chef Miles March 11, 2012
Get the sandwich ratemug.