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Toilet Roll Panic

1. Sudden uncontrollable anxiety sufferred during use of a sit-down public lavatory when it is discovered that the toilet roll is missing or has run out.

2. A phrase coined by the chief executive of the Hong Kong Consumer Council, during The Great HK Toilet Roll Crisis of 2020 which arose from rumours of a lack of supply due to manufacturers switching production to face masks.
Having done my business I looked around and sufferred a brief bout of Toilet Roll Panic on seeing the empty bog roll holder

We all lose out if toilet roll panic continues

Armed robbers who stole hundreds of toilet rolls were being hunted by Hong Kong police on Monday, in a city wracked by Toilet Roll Panic caused by coronavirus panic-buying.
by KevinHK February 16, 2020
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salty tootsie roll

To lick a man's testicles and jerk him off at the same time.
Last night she gave me a salty tootsie roll until I expoded through the center of my tootsie pop, "I wonder how many licks that took"?
by Sunset Will April 19, 2009
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Team Cinnamon Roll

The term for Rosanna Pansino on Escape The Night Season 3-4 Love you Rosanna! #teamcinnamonroll
Person 1: Which team are you on for escape the night?
Person 2: I’m on team Cinnamon Roll!
Person 1: Me too!
Person1 and 2:#teamcinnamonroll!
by Stanna4GabbieHanna July 17, 2019
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Sushi Dog Egg Roll

A specific type of sushi roll, that has its origin from ancient China.
The Sushi Dog Egg Roll was first created by Käršon Jōhnšon in 1463.
by TheOneFlower2007 December 12, 2019
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happy lil sushi roll

Where your partner rolls you into a blanket and fucks you. Then you become a happy lil' sushi roll.
"My girl was sad last night so, I rolled her up and made her into a happy lil sushi roll"
by Darkboy365 January 4, 2021
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Barack Roll

Similar to a Rick Roll, only in that it leads the victim to a video of clips from Senator Barack Obama's various speeches, with only words that go along with the song, "Never Gonna Give You Up". The result is the illusion of Barack Obama singing the song.
Some dumbass Democrat coworker of mine found out I was voting for McCain and decided to Barack Roll me.
by Marine69 October 18, 2008
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sex, drugs, and rock n roll

A nickname for the lifestyle of Rock stars. The three things are stereotypically connected, and none can be separated from the others.

Basically, the idea is that the lives of rock stars are in their bigger part those three things: having sex (with fans), using drugs(often illegal ones), and performing (this is what the rock and roll stands for).
Examples to Rock stars that lived the "sex, drugs, and rock n roll" way:
1) Elvis Presley. Died of drug abuse.
2) Guns and Roses. The guitarist Slash nearly died of drug abuse.
3) Queen. Vocal Freddy Mercury died of AIDS after being infected by having unprotected sex.
by Urban_Fellow February 13, 2007
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