1- Take a tumbler and pint sized glass from the shelf
2- Go to the refrigerator and fill the pint glass with ice
3- Add 2 parts whiskey, 1 part peach schnapps and 1 part amaretto to the pint glass
4- Cover the top of the pint glass with the tumbler and then shake gingerly for a few seconds
5- Strain the contents into the tumbler glass (you can put some ice in the tumbler glass as well if you prefer)
6- Drink and repeat
2- Go to the refrigerator and fill the pint glass with ice
3- Add 2 parts whiskey, 1 part peach schnapps and 1 part amaretto to the pint glass
4- Cover the top of the pint glass with the tumbler and then shake gingerly for a few seconds
5- Strain the contents into the tumbler glass (you can put some ice in the tumbler glass as well if you prefer)
6- Drink and repeat
Tom: "Hey I heard Fred had one too many God's Rods last night"
Jerry: "Yeah he suddenly started blaming poverty, world hunger, and The Inquisition on the Blacks, Jews, and Homosexuals"
Tom: "Wow, he really thought he was God's Rod"
Jerry: "YEP"
Jerry: "Yeah he suddenly started blaming poverty, world hunger, and The Inquisition on the Blacks, Jews, and Homosexuals"
Tom: "Wow, he really thought he was God's Rod"
Jerry: "YEP"
by rypring April 23, 2010

The form of birth control which is a small silicon rod inserted under the skin of the upper arm with an effectiveness rate of 99.9%. Rod yields the holder the power to act as a 'slut' without the consequences of conception.
by Arn13 July 30, 2017

by Power rod January 6, 2018

Sex move. Like a Marijuana moon rock, take a dildo and get it wet. Then rool the wet dildo into a pile of powder cocaine. Coating the surface like when weed is coated in keef. Then use as planned.
by Digits__ July 29, 2020

A person who accomplishes feats of idiocy with little or no effort. Encounters with people afflicted by this condition may experience brief moments of confusion followed by frustration, culminating in an extended period of laughter. Biologists believe an afflicted human can, at will, deactivate the brain's frontal lobe.
Batman: "Robin, hurry climb up here and help me fight off these goons."
Robin: "Ok Batman...but how do I get up there?"
Batman: "Use the grapple on your utility belt. HURRY!"
Robin: "I decided to leave it at home today. I mean, who knew we would be fighting goons."
Batman: "...You are such a twizzle rod at times."
Robin: "Ok Batman...but how do I get up there?"
Batman: "Use the grapple on your utility belt. HURRY!"
Robin: "I decided to leave it at home today. I mean, who knew we would be fighting goons."
Batman: "...You are such a twizzle rod at times."
by Dr. Twizzle May 7, 2018

a really good type one sideboard card when playing against artifact decks. It says "NO!" to belcher.
by cody vinci December 16, 2004
