putting my face on

Putting on makeup

Boy: What is taking so long? We have to be there in 10 minutes.
Girl: Why don't you calm the fuck down! I'm putting my face on.

by catfish2124 September 26, 2013

putting you off

to not hang out or to lower in priority of things to do/people to meet or talk with.

Person A: Are we still on for the movies tomorrow?

Person B : I'm putting you off till tuesday because I have a doctors appointment

by yoloyolo5454545 October 14, 2013

putting bandaids on bullet wounds

1) To apply extremely limited resources to resolve massive problems. 2) To try to fix an extremely large problem, usually caused by some idiot (ie. your boss) that you are expected to pull some fairy dust out of your ass to fix.

Eric: What's going on man?
Bryan: Cleaning up this mess Antonia made.
Eric: Nothing you can't handle.
Bryan: Hardly. I will be putting bandaids on bullet wounds trying to keep this shit from going South.

by blckexec January 24, 2015

Putting the mustache on the unicorn

When you send a phrase to urban dictionary from three different accounts to get it published

My definition wasn't good enough so I'm putting the mustache on the unicorn

by WillyDickCox April 11, 2015

Putting the cows out to pasture

To manually stimulate male genitalia to ejaculation through a pump-action maneuver.

After a particularly rough day at work, Watkins was found putting the cows out to pasture so as to relieve stress.

by EMCEE3PO June 4, 2018

Pushing P

The act of forcing taxation and oppression among a people group for power and resources

Hey you know the British has been Pushing P

by Daky99uwu January 24, 2022

Pushing 🅿️

The act of jerking off animals (or your homies) but not in a gay way.

Chad: "Yooo Jimmy was Pushing 🅿️ at the barn today, no way he can come play in COD"
Jimmy *breaks into the house, soaked in sheep cum* "Yoooooo wassup today was another day of the grind."

by Artifracts January 24, 2022