by Gone_Adulting December 10, 2016

Celebrating a person's birthday or wishing well early of the actual midnight date of the birthday in question.
Birthday Person's Friend: Happy Birthday Man!
Birthday Person: Thanks Jackass, It's only 9:30.
Other Friend: What a Premature Ewishulator.
Birthday Person: Thanks Jackass, It's only 9:30.
Other Friend: What a Premature Ewishulator.
by Aleava Malone March 25, 2011

When you chop someone while playing Tesla Chop but it in fact was not a Tesla. The chopped party receives two chop backs to be used immediately.
by Incomplete Biped November 26, 2021

Will you pick me up at the airport? I'm flying in on
Caribbean Air?
One writes back and says "yes, what airport and airlines?"
then goes back to read the initial text and says "oops, I see you put in the airlines, sorry.....premature textulation!"
Caribbean Air?
One writes back and says "yes, what airport and airlines?"
then goes back to read the initial text and says "oops, I see you put in the airlines, sorry.....premature textulation!"
by Babbling Brook December 2, 2010

"Thank you for replying (several times) to my email concerning the position we have on our relay race team. I assume suffering from premature reciprocation is difficult and somewhat embarrassing for you, but I encourage you to seek help. At this time I feel you would not be a good fit."
by NotWright January 1, 2021

by Fogan McSchmogan July 21, 2011

Hey Lola, I saw on Facebook you checked me into the Bulldyke Lounge while I was still 30 minutes away. What's up with the premature checkulation?
by SpikeDurden December 27, 2011
