premature accumulation

when a snow storm shoots its load way too early

Hold on let me get the shovel...and my boots and...awww man wtf ? you couldn't hold it? You suffer from premature accumulation!

by Grand Jury Fury Eddie O February 17, 2015

premature evaluation

When you've ordered something by mail &they are asking for your opinion/rating/etc. when you havebn't even got it yet!

I ordered a new sex toy from eBay & they're already bugging me to rate it. I haveb't even GOT it yet! Talk about premature evaluation!

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada March 13, 2015

Premature Brokebackulation

To come to work wearing a Brokeback-style shirt earlier than the official day that is Brokeback Friday.

It's Thursday, why's John wearing that shirt? He suffers from Premature Brokebackulation.

by GenericMale August 18, 2016

permadank

1.) When you smoke so much marijuana in an area, the area permanently reeks.

2.) When the marijuana smoke totally saturates any given cloth.

Damn! I thought you stopped smoking!
I did!
Permadank!

by SaucedSkittles November 14, 2016

Premature dive

Faking an injury to cover up ejaculating too quick

After having sex for a minute and feeling he was about to burst, he took a premature dive.

by Jesse 'Herro Prease' Sampson January 9, 2017

preading

The act of pretending to read something like a contract on Google terms and conditions or more commonly in classrooms when children are distracted and just pretend to read.

The teacher looks towards Timmy and yells, ''Timmy, are you preading again. Concentrate lad''

by Spinbuster March 1, 2017

premature hookulation

The act of setting the hook while fishing (primarily bass fishing) before the fish has fully taken the bait. A variant of premature ejaculation.

The largemouth absolutely blew up his topwater presentation, but in an act of premature hookulation, Deadeye jerked the Live Target Bluegill right out of that 5 pounder's mouth

by Bassturd May 25, 2017