Phantom Prostate - phantom urge for a female or a straight male to feel an immense pleasure of tens of thousands of pleasure nerve endings that are located in a prostate.
Gary the Pea*cock: *bends over*
Alex the psychology major: aughh
GTPcock: My PP hurts..... in a good way ATPm: aughhhh..... mine too xoxo gg
GTPcock: Are we gay now?
ATPm: In a phantom wayyy (nohomo)