Poseidon is when you receive a “Blumpkin” on the toilet and the bidet is rinsing your ass.
The bidet is tickling your booty-hole, while you’re receiving a blow job.
The bidet is tickling your booty-hole, while you’re receiving a blow job.
After taking a shit, I used the bidet to rinse my ass. While the bidet is splashing my asshole, my girlfriend was giving me a blowjob. Ladies and gentlemen, may I introduce to you the “Poseidon”.
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An infectious species of bacteria that lives in darkness and feeds off the membranes of copper wiring.
Posidgenetic laritive "pluey" : "Man my power went out, gotta be a Posidgenetic Larative "pluey" infestation"
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I was having a fucked-up day until I went to sit down for a grumpy shit and was blessed with Poseidon’s Breeze tantalizing my butthole.
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Can I even say that? possiperblemayhapsiblychance?
Can you come over today, possiperblemayhapsiblychance?
Can you come over today, possiperblemayhapsiblychance?
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