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penguin hat

a hat that has a face to look like a penguin, often worn by really awesome people.
by oauihasdvsuhd; March 1, 2011
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penguin hour

The period of time when you have been awake for way too long and you have gone past being tired to being wide awake. Suddenly, everything is hilarious.

The penguin hour is characterized by a degree of euphoria, high levels of energy, lowered inhibitions, and often a lack of coordination.

It is remarkably similar to certain levels of intoxication, but does not require any external chemical influences whatsoever.

Often followed rapidly by a crash or a slonk.

Verb: to hit the penguin hour.
A: KUMQUAT!
B: *falls over laughing uncontrollably*
A: *also falls over giggling*
C: Guys...what the hell?
A: Dude, we've been up since 7AM yesterday and we totally just hit the penguin hour.
B: *spinning in circles before falling down on the bed* WHEEEEEEE~!
by Nebet May 9, 2011
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Penguin

A person who like it up the ass, but won't admit how good it feels.
Wow, what a penguin!
by ilessthan3you January 29, 2009
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lesbian penguin

A female penguin who is a lesbian so it fucks other female penguins so it's kinda like a human lesbian
Male penguin:woah look at that penguin she's hot

Friend of male penguin:don't dude that's a lesbian penguin

Male penguin:FUCK
by Poatatoman69 December 22, 2019
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Paper Penguin

Verb: The act of waddling to another room with your pants around your ankles to get more toilet paper, because the roll is out, but you have already shit.
"Damnit Nate, you used all the T.P. and I had to paper penguin all the way downstairs"!
by John Jhonny Johnstone January 21, 2018
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flying penguin

Similar to ski poling by a girl, but a guy sitting between 2 girls and fingering them backhanded. Hands and arms flailing away like a penguin flapping his wings, trying to fly.
Tom was sitting between these two girls on the couch, looking like a flying penguin, with his hands between their legs hammering away.
by QQQQ55 February 10, 2022
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