peele joke

a joke so corny that you laugh because of the awkwardness. Said by teachers, especially former physicists. The most legendary but unfunny jokes ever

peele joke:

Mr. Peele: Can anyone explain the problem on the board?
Class: *silence*
Mr. Peele: *pretends to tap an imaginary microphone* Is this thing on?

by anonymous1101 September 12, 2013

Banana Peel

Something where every cartoon character sleeps on and almost breaks 100 Bones on it, itt comes of a banana

Ay yo, dont sleep on that Banana Peel

by I Slipped November 27, 2021

Orange-Peel

The vagina of a woman with an unusually bad spray tan that causes the woman and her private area to look orange.

"I was about to eat her out, but then after I slid off her panties, I saw that she had an orange-peel"

by Mickey__Munzo May 14, 2015

peels balls

the act of being terrible at something

That guy peels balls at Call of Duty: Black Ops!!

by Luciano Lozano November 17, 2010

The banana has left the peel

Used to describe the moment in which one dissociates. Like when you feel you are no longer in your body.

Friend: there's a theory suggesting that it's equally if not more probable that our universe is a computer simulation as compared to the idea of an intelligent creator.

Me: The banana has left the peel.

by Surreal_wanderer September 22, 2017

peeling the root

During fellatio, when the women/giver of said fellatio puts top and bottom teeth on the member at the bottom of the down-stroke and then drags the teeth down the shaft on the way back - giving the sensation that skin is being peeled like a potato

Had to put the brakes on last night - normally I like getting a BJ but she either has a small mouth or lockjaw because she kept peeling the root and it started to hurt!

by milpoolSK September 13, 2017

peel that

When you run into a girl in Vegas and you want to peel her clothes off, you yell: "Peel that!"

"Peel that!"

by Francesca89 May 24, 2014