pwned

meaning pimiping women, nigguh, especially divas

dayummm i was totally pwned last night.

by steveriniiiiiiiiiiiiiii July 31, 2007

Pwned

Arrived from the word owned,
which arrived from the word own,
Which came from the word CAT

Boy on computer: Best porn ever!!??? *click*
Computer: *pirate song. lalalalalalalala pirate!*
Boy: wtf!?
ANSWER: PWNED

by murtleturtle March 10, 2011

e-pwned

1. Past tense of e-pwn.

Please see e-pwn for details.

by Machaira July 27, 2005

pwned

To headshot someone in an online fps game.

You "Pwned" him hard!

by PenisPump May 13, 2005

Pwned

To be owned by someone or badly beaten

We so pwned dat nerd when we wejed him

by ROK 4 LIFE June 7, 2009

pwned

Years before warcraft existed, mid combat chat was about typing fast, before getting killed from having your hands away from the movement keys. The spelling mistake owned to pwned was common. As it sounded far funnier (Porned) it stuck.

A: HAHA, Pwned your Ass
B: Owned? or Porned?
A: Owned!!
C: Porned your Ass!! LMAO.. much funnier.

by LordEnglish November 27, 2009

pwned

The word pwned means the total decimation of a person place or thing. Contrary to some sources the earliest usage of the word pwned comes from online pvp matches in the game Diablo II.

Dude, you just got pwned by that level 99 sorceress!

by your face is dead March 10, 2010