Pansexual

No, we don’t love pans.

Straight guys: Why are all of the hot girls lesbians?
Straight girls: why are all the hot guys taken?
Gay guys: Why are all the hot guys straight?
Lesbians: Why are all the hot girls out of my league????
Pans: Everyone is hawt what do i do??????????

Everyone is hawt when you are pansexual 😍

by Genocide_Syo April 6, 2021

pansexual

can rail your whole family.

pansexual: ur mom, dad , sister, brother, non-binary ex, and ur whole family was in my bed last night.

by cryinginacornerr May 22, 2022

Earring Pansexual

Not to be confused with an Earring Lesbian, Earring Pansexual's are a rare breed of Pansexual, who love to a unhealthy degree big and bulky earrings. However strange they may be.

"Hey dude isn't Alice a Earring Lesbian?"

"No, Alice is Pansexual."
"Oh, so she's an earring Pansexual."

"I guess so.."

by Appleinzeocean July 6, 2023

pansexual

Bisexual

but to make it more "opressed"

pansexual is just a bunch of nonsense

by Facts hurt thy September 25, 2023

pansexual

weird people who sexually like pans

"man, i want to bust a nut on this pan" pansexual quote

by puuumkkiinnss August 3, 2022

Pansexual

You find no sexual attraction to any sex, you just want to hit them in the face with a pan 🍳
(all jokes)

Mia: “Hey Kim, I just found out that I’m bisexual!! What are you?”
Kim: “Oh I’m pansexual..”
Mia: “Why are you pulling out a pan?..”
Kim: “Well that’s what being pansexual is, you have no sexual attraction to any sex, but you want to hit your friends in the face 😈”
Mia: “SHE’S A RUNNER SHE’S A TRACKSTAR 🏃🏼 ♀️🏃🏼 ♀️“

by Gillian Denai April 20, 2021

pansexual

everyones hot

person 1:whys everyone hot?

person 2:ur pansexual?

by sneaky linkkk February 13, 2022