When one person attempts to be sarcastic but their sarcastic comment is actually true for the situation.
Therapist: You have depression, you need some pills for that.
Rachel: Fine, show me these "anti-depressants"! *sarcastically*
Therapist:they are called Anti-Depressants, so sarcasm, denied.
Rachel: Well, thats some Pseudo-Sarcasm...
Rachel: Fine, show me these "anti-depressants"! *sarcastically*
Therapist:they are called Anti-Depressants, so sarcasm, denied.
Rachel: Well, thats some Pseudo-Sarcasm...
by Leonidas of Alexandria March 05, 2024
An individual who, whether in reaction to having been an outcast in the past or just by the choice to be an overall disagreeable, opinionated individual who usually frequents coffee shops, don’t believe in drinking alcohol and “don’t watch TV” . This is a point of pretension for them, since what TV was and what it has become are vastly different things. The pseudo will sir at a coffee shop etc of preference on a limitless coffee tab and criticize everything except for the few things and people they like. They tend to carry a sense of entitlement and don’t respect rules of any place. If a pseudo is a musician or otherwise somehow involved in the arts, he/ she looks down on the art of others having universal appeal or potential for success.
A) My ex boyfriend’s pseudo friends jammed at his house religiously and if I was around, my every move was under the most critical scrutiny and I was always talked down to. B) The pseudos who ran and practically lived at my neighborhood coffee shop were constantly heckling me when I showed up to get my latte. They did not believe in doing anything but reading or pretending to read and gossiping with and about the other coffee shop regulars. The biggest pseudo announced that he doesn’t watch television . I asked him “What if PBS had an all day marathon of your favorite movies?” He said that would be no exception. Apparently pseudos do it not believe in clothes that match.
by Maggie The Cat September 22, 2023
The word pseudo means imitation or not real. A pseudo connection is therefore a semblance of a connection between people in a relationship but there is no deep connection.
This means a play plan for reasonable benefits in non-play plan.
This means a play plan for reasonable benefits in non-play plan.
by Jackson Monilium May 18, 2024
Slang/shortened term for pseudoephedrine, a primary ingredient in the manufacturing of methamphetamine.
by TheAlwaysCorrect1 February 22, 2023
A member of a large group of people working for a criminal organisation with the express role of obtaining pseudoephedrine for the manufacture of illicit substances. An illegitimate organisation who has a large number of pseudo gnomes circumvents legal dispensing restrictions by means of sheer numbers.
Chemist: "We are not keeping up with demand, we just don't have enough pseudoephedrine"
Boss: "Well then hire some more pseudo gnomes!"
Boss: "Well then hire some more pseudo gnomes!"
by aqaqa11111 January 29, 2016
Adjective
Only slightly productive or unproductive; lying on a spectrum between "total waste of oxygen" and "you solved world hunger"
Only slightly productive or unproductive; lying on a spectrum between "total waste of oxygen" and "you solved world hunger"
Instead of choosing between studying and Netflix, i chose to be pseudo-productive and do a bit of both
by The annoynce jen July 23, 2022
Only slightly productive or unproductive; lying on a spectrum between "total waste of oxygen" and "you solved world hunger"
Instead of choosing between watching TV and doing work i decided to be pseudo-productive and do a bit of both
by The annoynce jen August 02, 2022