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Professional Hand Clown

Referring to anyone who gets paid or compensated to do sexual favors with just their hands.
“Hey did you know Amber is a real Professional Hand Clown? Don’t tell anyone she doesn’t want her husband to find out.”
by SwingingDick69 May 13, 2022
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Professional Hand Clown

A person who enjoys and is exceptionally good at giving sexual pleasure with their hands.
Sheila is such a Professional Hand Clown she got me to cum 5 times before noon yesterday
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Professional Hand Clown

Anyone that is really good at giving hand jobs or has a love of rubbing cocks
Bob’s wife is such a professional hand clown he’s always smiling at work, what a lucky guy!
by SwingingDick69 May 13, 2022
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Professional Hand Clown

Personal assistant to a professional Standup comedian or comedy writer.
She gets all her work done and everyone is happy with Jane; she aims to please and that’s what makes her such a good professional Hand Clown.
by AnnieSmoakly May 17, 2022
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professionalvannysimp

A beautiful tiktok user with a burning passion for fellow user demigirl.vi. Some noteable achievements this user has achieved: cool cosplays, great cosplays, got matpat pregnant and developed a piss kink because of Vi. (Note: Vi took no contributions in the making of this definition)
Lynn: Vi... I'm madly in love with you, will you please take my hand in marriage?

Vi: Oh Lynn, of course I will! You know I've always loved you!

Lynn: Omg Vi 🥺 but what about matpat? his baby is due soon...

Vi: Fear not my mistress, we shall ditch him and take his baby as her own :)

Lynn: That sounds great Vi 😻 I cant wait to be in your life forever!

Vi: Neither can I, Lynn 😊
Lynn: oh yeah my tt is professionalvannysimp btw. (Had to put this in so it doesn't get taken down for not using it in a sentence.)

Fan fiction by -not Vi
by Not Vi May 28, 2022
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Professional Drinker

Person 1: Do you know any professional drinkers?
Person 2: How dare you even ask that? I can outdrink everyone on the face of the planet. You think DEMPSEY can drink like me? No way.

Person 2 is The Don
by ILoveMrMcIlwain June 2, 2022
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professional butthole smacker

Homosexual proctologist; peanut butter loving service dog
Bro my proctologist just put his finger in my ass!
Yea man he's a professional butthole smacker
by Ass man719 August 27, 2022
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