A nun is eating the shit out of a priest's ass because she says that she's swallowing the evil from him. They were both German.
Guy 1: I found this video called 1 Priest 1 Nun, we should watch it.
Guy 2: Ok
After the vid-
Guy 1: Ugh!!! That was sick.
Guy 2: Ya it was.
Guy 2: Ok
After the vid-
Guy 1: Ugh!!! That was sick.
Guy 2: Ya it was.
by shocked3490 June 20, 2010
Get the 1 priest 1 nun mug.High esteem obtained through the sight of the length, girth, or quantity of one's poo. Poo Pride is often left unmentioned, unless one takes a photo, or pulls someone over to look into the toilet bowl to gaze upon the glory of the recently-dumped poo.
by Casual Observer 4565 April 4, 2006
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A price one would be willing to buy something for without a second thought; usually results in an impulse buy.
I found that TV I was looking for in a pawn shop and it was at my autobuy price, so I decided to scoop it up really quickly.
by xldr July 15, 2011
Get the autobuy price mug.The act of having sex with lawn furniture.
Derived from the notorious Bellevue, Ohio man (Art Price, Jr.) who was repeated caught on video tape having sex with his picnic table.
Derived from the notorious Bellevue, Ohio man (Art Price, Jr.) who was repeated caught on video tape having sex with his picnic table.
I'm sorry I missed your call. I was out in the back yard giving my lawn chair the old 'Art Price, Jr.'
by Matt Grundel April 2, 2008
Get the Art Price, Jr. mug.Ridiculously high drink prices at poser dance clubs and bars. Through these prices and other means, clubs and bars try desperately to create a chic, trendy, Sex-and-the-City-type vibe, but ironically end up mimicking strip clubs (where the captive audience allows a $3.50 beer to be sold for $10).
Establishments charging strip club prices are often home to $20 covers on weeknights, GHB, and enough guidos wearing half-buttoned shiny-colored shirts and gold chains (tangled in sweater vest of chest hair) to start a serious grease fire.
Establishments charging strip club prices are often home to $20 covers on weeknights, GHB, and enough guidos wearing half-buttoned shiny-colored shirts and gold chains (tangled in sweater vest of chest hair) to start a serious grease fire.
by CityZen4 June 2, 2008
Get the strip club prices mug.Phizer is the midichlorian of Awesomeness within every living thing.
Much like how midichlorians link a person to the Force this links us to the Awesome. It's the same Awesome the Fonz used to turn a jukebox on while hitting it. That is the way of the Phizer, the Awesome. But with every good Phizer there is a dark Phizer just as there are Jedi and Sith with the Force, people with the dark Phizer are simply known as Douchebags.
Phizer can also be used as a word to exclaim or call something or someone cool and or awesome. Or you can go one up and say Phizerific. But if you're refering to a douchebag then the word becomes an insult.
Much like how midichlorians link a person to the Force this links us to the Awesome. It's the same Awesome the Fonz used to turn a jukebox on while hitting it. That is the way of the Phizer, the Awesome. But with every good Phizer there is a dark Phizer just as there are Jedi and Sith with the Force, people with the dark Phizer are simply known as Douchebags.
Phizer can also be used as a word to exclaim or call something or someone cool and or awesome. Or you can go one up and say Phizerific. But if you're refering to a douchebag then the word becomes an insult.
"Dude you are so one with the phizer."
"That guy is such a phizing douchebag."
"I had the best day yesterday, it was phizerific."
"Man, does she have a great and phizer ass or what."
"That guy is such a phizing douchebag."
"I had the best day yesterday, it was phizerific."
"Man, does she have a great and phizer ass or what."
by Master Phizer February 7, 2010
Get the Phizer mug.(n.) Somebody who always has the better price or better deal on an item than you no matter how cheap you got it for. This type of person also seems to get the hottest and most popular items out long before their release somehow.They think very highly of themselves because of this and they frequently belittle those who bought items at a higher price than they did.
Suzie Q: "Wow I got such a sweet deal on my new 32 in. LED TV that I got today! $200 bucks what a steal!"
Joe Schmo:"HAHA! loser I got that same TV you had for only $130 and that was 2 weeks before it came out. You got ripped the hell off and you should shop better and get good deals like me."
Suzie Q: "Joe, you're fucking annoying. Stop being such a Price Hipster nobody gives a rat's ass about how much of a better deal you got."
Joe Schmo:"HAHA! loser I got that same TV you had for only $130 and that was 2 weeks before it came out. You got ripped the hell off and you should shop better and get good deals like me."
Suzie Q: "Joe, you're fucking annoying. Stop being such a Price Hipster nobody gives a rat's ass about how much of a better deal you got."
by MagicMann January 25, 2013
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