POSTFU

1. A random word stem collected from a popular internet word (ie, post) and utilized by internet spam bots to form a new word. Common affixes include one to four length letters, or a jumble of letters, used in an attempt to cover as many unique combinations as possible to drive traffic to their websites.

2. A frequent typo, randomly typed letters, or misspelling by internet users.

3. Common abbreviation for "Please Only Save The Friendly Unicorns", an organization dedicated to the preservation of friendly unicorns located in the Canadian wilderness.

4. Common abbreviation for "Pictures Or Shut The F* Up", a definition conceived by a single individual but not actually common or used at all. Unless you count that one time ten years ago.

5. Or, this word could mean absolutely nothing at all and it's just a completely random word created with no real meaning or common use in the real world or the internet, and anyone can choose how they want to define the word. This is just an example of how easy it is to submit a definition and have it accepted by editors who approve almost anything based entirely on how funny it is and if the definition contains no spelling errors.

"C'mon, POSTFU."
"Hey man! POSTFU."
"Oh no, it's POSTFU."

by Symguy June 23, 2013

Junko posing

Junko posing is the language cosplayers use. It consists of hand signals that derive from movements Junko Enoshima from Danganronpa does. It may seem difficult to understand, but with time and practice, you may be able to master it.

Look! There's a wild cosplayer! I hope I am fluent enough in Junko Posing to be able to communicate with it.

by Ash Winters August 13, 2019

Missionary Position Football

Really conservative football strategy that coaches use when they are trying to not lose instead of trying to win. Works sometimes in the regular season but rarely works in the playoffs.

Marty Shottenheimer, and Herm Edwards are the kings of Missionary Position Football. They don't understand that big risk yields big reward.

by dehubb October 26, 2011

postmates

The process of ordering food on an app, then having it delivered to your doorstep....

Hey man, can you postmates us some food?

by clarissa.patttersan December 18, 2017

Post Hunger Games Depression

The feeling you get after reading all three books of the series; The Hunger Games. You're sad that it's over and you're sad how it ended even though you know there wasn't really any other way to end it. You wish that you didn't read all three books in less than a week because now you have nothing left to do in life except think about it, watch the movie, wait for the next movie, and then fantasize about the amazing universe than Suzanne Collins created. A common therapy for this depression is to youtube different interviews of the cast from the movie; realizing that it's not real no matter how much you may or may not want it to be; and then you eventually become obsessed with Jennifer Lawrence, Josh Hutcherson, and maybe even Liam Hemsworth, depending on your gender.

I just finished reading all three books to The Hunger Games, and I can't stop thinking about it, I may have some Post Hunger Games Depression.

by The Bloomasaur July 18, 2012

PFG (Post-Fap Guilt)

The guilt and/or depression felt after masturbation due to the material used, the method used, etc.

Man, fuck PFG (Post-Fap Guilt).

by Zalixar November 18, 2009

binge posting

When someone posts on Facebook every five minutes throughout the day to complain/rant or tell us everything they have done, read, eaten, bought, seen, heard, etc during the course of the day. Their friends' news feeds end up filled with this person's constant posting, most of it extremely uninteresting.

Friend 1: Dude, I had to hide Jenny from my feed with all her political posts. She's just too out there for me.
Friend 2: Yeah, she's been binge posting about that stuff forever.

by Checkthethroat July 12, 2011