eves pudding

innocent, naive female

She didnt understand Bell End so she's an Eves pudding.

by Eves Podding January 4, 2018

red velvet pudding

Soupy mix found in a skanks panties...consisting of 1/2 period flow and 1/2 anal pudding.

Erastus put his hand inside LaTosha's tight leopard-print leggings, but felt something with the consistency of a damp sponge full of cheese curds...when his hand came up full of red velvet pudding he knew the time was not right for ghetto love.

by CoonTastic December 4, 2014

wino pudding

Vomit usually from drinking to much.

I drank way too much and blew wino pudding all over my car.

by Lander Drewson November 13, 2003

black pudding blinds

the fanny lips of someone of ethnic origins

shes got crackin black pudding blinds

by nessydoo August 14, 2009

Whisking your puddin'

The act of masturbation by a male.

Whisking your puddin', to wit; "Couldnae get a ride last night at the Student Union. Went hame, watched some porn and whisked ma puddin'. Fuckin' downer man."

by The Earl of Hamilton August 25, 2011

stir the pudding

1. To have anal sex, or refering to anal sex.
2. refering to female masterbaition.

She uses two fingers when to stir the pudding.

by Prestone October 28, 2005

Puddin' Crotch

When you are having intercourse with a woman who possibly has the reputation of being mushy and unsatisfactory like pudding. Pudding crotch is often caused by excessive whoreish type behavoirs leading males to ponder if the girl has any hope of returning to even remotely close to her previous form.

Guy 1: Yo dog last night was ruff!
Guy 2: What ya mean bra?
Guy 1: I accidently hooked up with some puddin' crotch
Guy 2: I hope you scrubbed hard this morning bra
Guy 1: Bra for sure

by pelio September 26, 2006