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Packer wacker

Bob is a packer wacker this morning and it’s only 5 o’clock.
by Chiefs2020 March 24, 2025
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Fudge Packer

1: A man who, for a living, puts fudge inside a box, and packs it
2: Fucking Tom Cruise
OMG! It’s Tom Cruise! He’s… packing fudge? What a Fudge Packer
by therealdeal2819 June 2, 2023
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Snacker-Packer

A kid who only packs fucking snacks in school. Doesn't give a shit about school and never packs notebooks and stuff.
Kyle: Yo Bob did you do your Homework?
Bob: Nah, but do you want some Cheetos?
Jack: Nahhhh Jit is a Snacker-Packer
by Anlycans June 8, 2023
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Snow packer

White fever to the extreme, especially when the white person in question is quite average or even ugly to their own kind. They don't care or pretend not to notice until later. Often has an obsession with half-white people and having a half-white baby with idealized blue eyed blond features from a great deal of internalized white supremacy from a childhood of self-loathing. This is called Operation Half White Baby and is commonly from family pressure. A strong fetish for being sexually colonized, especially from the type of white person who oppressed their ancestors. When their kid resembles themselves instead, say by normal genetic dominance, they hate it or are known to 'offer' to pay for plastic surgery and pass it off as natural, lying to family on social media about natural beauty. Some cultures are bigger on this plot than others.
"Did you see that new Japanese girl? I hear she's a snow packer, do you think we have a chance? I heard she'll date any guy if he's white enough! Her parents don't care."
by paint88 June 30, 2024
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Packer

A packer is an item primarily used by transgender men to give off the appearance of a penis. This item is used to combat gender dysphoria whether the person wearing it is trans or not. Packers can be made out of anything that's comfortable and that works; Like a sock or anything resembling a dick.
John: Ah man

Tom: What

John: I forgot to put my packer in this morning

Tom: Dang
by comemaster3000 July 10, 2024
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haggis packer

A term used to call someone gay, usually towards Scottish people.

This term is often used with the classic Scottish sarcasm. Therefore, this can be a friendly greeting as well as an insult. The same way Scottish people call each other “cunts” all the time as a friendly greeting.

Using this with the intent as a homophobic insult in Scotland could potentially be perceived as a hate crime under the Hate Crime & Public Order (Scotland) Act 2021.

However, using it as a sarcastic greeting among normal friends is just part of the classic Scottish banter.
Friendly Greeting (In Sarcastic Scottish Accent):
“How’s it going ya filthy haggis packer?”

Insult (Homophobic Tendencies):
“Fuck off ya filthy haggis packer!”
“Suck me aff ya disgusting haggis-packing bastard!”
by PP04 January 18, 2023
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Flat Packer

A slur for someone from Sweden
Person 1: Well you cant trust those flat packers anyway!
Person 2: that's true, the Swedish can't be trusted.
by JustSamDJ December 20, 2025
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