wise old black owl

The epitome of sageness. Embodying the ultimate combination of experience and wisdom.

You know so much! You're like...a wise old black owl.

by RonFingSwanson January 21, 2012

Forcing an owl to jog at noon

To ask for a lot. To ask for an owl to be awake at noon is a lot, but to make it jog? that insane!

Jenny is forcing me to go to a wedding in Australia. I feel that its forcing an owl to jog at noon.

by Qbert7481 April 2, 2010

funky nigga owl spice

only the freshest of niggas can hope to witness the beauty and radiance of funky nigga owl spice, move along humanoid

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by FashweebWaffen December 14, 2019

did you have sex with my barn owl

Did you have sex with my barn owl is what to ask when you find your barn owl at the neighbor's, dressed in gaudy lingerie and smelling of cheap booze and jizz.

A positive answer can wreck a barn owl's reputation.

Frontenac was obliged to ask, "Did you have sex with my barn owl?" when he found "Barney" at his neighbor's in a compromising position.

He was extremely relieved to hear the answer, "No, we just got to third base."

by scodder May 14, 2010

DUTCH, PHILLY, BLUNT WRAP, SWEETS, WHILE OWL ETC

cheap ass cigars used for rolling marijuana.(vanilla dutch and peach whitie<---good shit)

yo i want some flavor with my blunt tonite, go get a vanilla ducth or a peach whitie.

by ahmed September 11, 2003

DUTCH, PHILLY, BLUNT WRAP, SWEETS, WHILE OWL ETC

shells,used to smoke weed

i just bought some shells now i got go get the chronic!!!

by Jackie July 29, 2004

DUTCH, PHILLY, BLUNT WRAP, SWEETS, WHILE OWL ETC

it is a cigar that should be rolled up wit weed...... suut niggah

yo get that shit out the blunt lets blow it

by north philly smoker July 1, 2003