floor alligators

when one stumbles or falls from drinking or smoking too much, as if alligators are trying to bite their feet

The floor alligators got you last night after we came home from the bar.

by drewthomas September 21, 2006

Floor lamp

Lamp found on floor

The floor lamp is on the floor

by Playboi.jerr March 19, 2023

Floor Pencil

A nasty, dirty, germ infected pencil that you found on the floor of a public place such as a school.

Although Ariel claimed to love Brandy; she still tried to give her a nasty floor pencil.

by Bbenjaminxd November 28, 2011

Floor 11

The most cringey, meme infested floor in college dorms. There is never a dull moment with Floor 11.

I'm so excited to be on Floor 11. I've got so many memes to share!

by Trenly September 21, 2016

Floor Scraper

It’s like a wall scraper but sideways. Used for scraping the floor.

Adam: Hey have you seen my floor scraper?
Jacob: No, I haven’t. Just use the wall scraper and turn it sideways.

by UrMommaHomo69 March 31, 2022

Shit-floored

The act of becoming so intoxicated that you take a shit on your own floor.

Man, Brogan was so shit-floored last night. His room smells terrible.

by Freshman from dadisman March 29, 2011

floor dip

Cheap, shitty chewing tobacco

I wouldn't dip that floor dip unless I had no other option.

by willywill430 November 19, 2014