Bitch Week

This is the week you don't mess with Sarah. Give her whatever the fuck she wants. Buy her all kindssssss of chocolate. And show her baby and monkey videos. Also, don't touch her lip gloss.

Sarah: its my bitch week
Person : okay I'll buy you chocolates
Sarah: better

by Ffsnur May 31, 2016

Mashup Week

a soundcloud based tournament inspired by the siivagunner king for another day tournament that has neil cicierega and friends

person 1: have you heard of mashup week
person 2: what are you 11?

by cheezycurlz August 20, 2020

creep of the week

The person you happen to be sleeping with for the week.

Quinn: "Damn, dude! I haven't had sex in 2 months!"

Shad: "Then do what I do! Get a creep of the week!

Heather: "OMG, Stacy. Did you see Amy with Greg today? I thought I saw her with Jason last week!"

Stacy: "Nah, she's not with Jason or Greg. Greg is just her creep of the week."

by C'AraCHAOS! January 19, 2015

Twi-Week

The week when "The Twilight Saga" movies (books written by Stephenie Meyer turned into movies) begin to show in theatres.

Girl 1: Dude! Twi-Week starts tomorrow! Holy Friggin God!
Girl 2: Twi-what?
Girl 1: It's on urbandictionary.com. Just look it up. Dummy.

by twi-fan August 24, 2009

gobby week

A week where a girl is on her period so she gives a guy blowjobs instead of sex

Gobby week baby

by Clocks layer September 23, 2013

death week

When a girl is on her period (aka being a savage bitch).

Emma: I don't have a single fucking pencil! You there, get me a pencil you son-of-a-bitch!
Veronica: Emma must be on her death week.

by Lady Sparta February 13, 2019

Durf Week

New Years Eve is the ass end of the year and Xmas is where the goodies are. So the time between is the taint.

I am going on vacation during Durf week, because Xmas is over and New Years is coming.

by leonangelo December 31, 2010