Blunted Wanderer

n. Self-explanatory.
Blunted Wanderer

One (under the influence of marijuana) who wanders outside aimlessly out of bordom.

In most cases, a blunted wanderer is

a. Looking around, distracted by every movement/sound.
b. Looking down, paranoid that everyone around him/her knows.

SWIM is such a blunted wanderer.

SWIM went outside and looked at squirrels for like ... an hour once.

by sho9 May 11, 2011

e-blunt

A concoction of one nicotine device and one marijuana vaporization device consumed simultaneously.

I feel real woozy. I just hit an e-blunt 🥴😷

by Eblunt February 18, 2020

blunt ogre

A blunt ogre the dude you leave the joint with (un-lit) while you use the bathroom right quick and come back and he smoked the whole joint already

ex)
"Ight dog lemme drop a load right quick, hold this L"
"I got u bruh"
*2 mins later*
"yo where the joint at cuz"
"immmm sooo highhhh ahahah"
"bruh you a blunt ogre fr smh"

by thelilcuZzo April 16, 2015

blunt drunk

When you get too high you can't swallow a hit from a blunt.

Becky got so blunt drunk while hotboxing in the car with Madeleine.

by Eminem420 April 3, 2017

struggle blunt

When you got that fatty and your boy be acting like he got blunts too, and pulls out a toothpick

I couldn’t believe he matched my fine cohiba with a struggle blunt

by David Cejmer October 16, 2017

Emily Blunt

the legend the queen the emily blunt. team blonde and brunette may rise, ombré sit down please. she claims to be a dinosaur towards social media but..... anyways she is our british icon and will always be, ooh and that side profile no one could ever top that. SHE’S PERFECT

nicki minaj: ayo bring in the blunt emily blunt
blunto: no no i’m gonna ignore you just like i did with chris martin

by kraninki April 10, 2020

Under-blunted

Whilst rolling a marijuana blunt, you, or a friend may realize something detrimental, you need one gram to roll a blunt, but OH NO! Your poor ass only has .6, so being the determined person you are, you continue on your quest for a blunted highness...

You roll the blunt, the end result (looking like a small pen, a tooth pick, a brown joint, etc..) is what is commonly known as "Under-Blunted".

I bought a dime sack and tried rolling a blunt, but i failed and under-blunted my way to sobriety.

by FEARTHEBRAVE April 18, 2010