by jkoppel September 7, 2022
Get the plutonic relationshipmug. Also referred to as relation-shades, this is a severe or extensive blindness to some unfavorable aspect of your partner or relationship which is undetectable to you, but completely obvious to everyone else. Relationship shades usually cloud your ability to see your partner for who he or she really is. Common personality traits which are susceptible to being unseen due to relation-shades include: passive-aggressiveness, extreme jealousy, militant disposition while in the company of any of your partner's friends, and straight-up bitch.
Man, your girlfriend is such an overprotective jealous bitch to anyone who comes within two feet of you.
What are you talking about? She isn't anything like that.
Tell that to the chick she punched out last week for smiling at you, I'm surprised you can see ANYTHING through those damn relationship shades.
What are you talking about? She isn't anything like that.
Tell that to the chick she punched out last week for smiling at you, I'm surprised you can see ANYTHING through those damn relationship shades.
by CGOguitarist October 3, 2011
Get the Relationship Shadesmug. A relationship that begins around Christmas and New Year (often started with a drunken hookup at a party) and that dies around Easter. A Jesus Relationship is often between two people who are incompatible, and survives for a few months due to the heightened joy around the holiday season, but dies as the year progresses.
Dan: Me and Mary weren't compatible, we were doomed to a Jesus Relationship.
Fin: Was she super religious or something?
Dan: No, it was just destined to die within a few months.
Fin: Was she super religious or something?
Dan: No, it was just destined to die within a few months.
by Savemebarry January 12, 2016
Get the Jesus Relationshipmug. When a relationship is 9 months old, the actual relationship has developed from conception in the early stages (honey moon stage). To a fully grown and born baby that’s joined 2 people to a serious and long term partnership.
Anna: how long have you and James been together?
Zoe: 9 months
Anna: you guys have a relationship baby then.
Zoe: 9 months
Anna: you guys have a relationship baby then.
by Seamoases February 3, 2018
Get the relationship babymug. A new-logo salesperson (someone who focuses on securing brand new clients) who's priority is on developing relationships first and closing the sale second.
Relationship Hunter(s) get to know their clients as people first and build friendships that produce lifelong customers.
by Chief Curiosity Officer October 4, 2018
Get the Relationship Huntermug. when two people are seeing eachother and agree to see other people as well, except one of the two people doesnt really want to be in an un exlusive relationship and winds up getting hurt. To put it simply two people that are dating eachother but one of them is getting more screwed than the other.
Im really into you but not into you enough to not go plant my seed elsewhere so I think we need to be in an open relationship.
by alicatmeoowwwwww July 1, 2010
Get the open relationshipmug. is when a couple has decided to see other people but still keep the relationship that they have and still have the same feeling that they had befor. it takes two very mature people to let you patner see someone else
by jackie May 13, 2005
Get the open relationshipmug.