November 29

Day of the most beautiful bitches! If you were born on November 29, you are probably a funny, crazy and optimistic bitch. Those girls are ultra thick, the best tits.

When is your birthday?
-November 29.
I guess, everyone wants to fuck you.

by anniebitch June 10, 2021

May 29

When a Mexican won’t go to sleep brcause he wants to win even though he knows he won’t. Typically over a game

On MAY 29 this Mexican names bot wouldn’t sleep

by Bored hours May 29, 2021

October 29

its that day of the year! October 29! the day you get to suck a dick ride a dick and give sloppy toppy and its not gay :)

Eyyy its october 29 bro! want some head?

by bigskinnydick420 October 25, 2019

June 29

National youngest child day. Appreciate the youngest child and tell them how much you love them.

Sibling 1: Is it June 29?
Sibling 2: Yeah why?
Sibling 1: well that’s national youngest child day.
Sibling 2: yay
Sibling 1: Well, I just want to tell you how much I love you

by Minanelson June 28, 2021

April 29

Hug someone named Suzanne today

Friend- it’s April 29
Guy- So???
Friend-So you gotta hug suzzane

by Jdjrjdjd April 28, 2022

february 29

National fuck your brother day

'yo wanna fuck?'
'no, I'm your brother that's disgusting!'
'its February 29th though..'
'oh ok!!'

by tittydestroyer726 October 15, 2019

November 29

November 29 is national Short Person Day

Tall person: yo your so small CONGRATS
Small person: why are you congratulating me?
Tall person: its november 29

by totalyn0tclikbait November 6, 2019