nicolas, oh where do i start.
this one particular boy is VERY annoying. most of the time he is snitching on you or making some random shit up to try and get you in trouble. as a brother, for about 3 quarters of the time he is so fucking annoying, there is a little percentage of when he is actually nice and wants to be friendly.
he generally cares about you when he wants to, he’s a little mummy’s boy and is always around her no matter what.
whoever she is he is. whenever she cries, he’s crying. he doesn’t leave her side and when he does it is because something didn’t go his way.
he thinks he’s very tall when he is not, maybe for his age but still no.
his taste in music is like 2 years old, following from my cousins, friends and myself.
he wants to be the next cristiano ronaldo and thinks he’s the best at every sport he plays.
he sticks with his 4 friends and they’re all really annoying but i guess nicolas just enjoys being the most annoying and know it all in the group.
he’s actually surprisingly photogenic, but needs braces.
he’s quite shy at first but when you get to know him you will be begging him to shut up.
this one particular boy is VERY annoying. most of the time he is snitching on you or making some random shit up to try and get you in trouble. as a brother, for about 3 quarters of the time he is so fucking annoying, there is a little percentage of when he is actually nice and wants to be friendly.
he generally cares about you when he wants to, he’s a little mummy’s boy and is always around her no matter what.
whoever she is he is. whenever she cries, he’s crying. he doesn’t leave her side and when he does it is because something didn’t go his way.
he thinks he’s very tall when he is not, maybe for his age but still no.
his taste in music is like 2 years old, following from my cousins, friends and myself.
he wants to be the next cristiano ronaldo and thinks he’s the best at every sport he plays.
he sticks with his 4 friends and they’re all really annoying but i guess nicolas just enjoys being the most annoying and know it all in the group.
he’s actually surprisingly photogenic, but needs braces.
he’s quite shy at first but when you get to know him you will be begging him to shut up.
“i’m going to get on, boys get on fortnite”
“ yea let’s play with nicolas he’s so good”
i wish i could be like him, nicolas is so cool and good at fortnite.
“ yea let’s play with nicolas he’s so good”
i wish i could be like him, nicolas is so cool and good at fortnite.
by 2koolfourskool October 9, 2022

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by Ramsay 🥔 June 11, 2024

Nicolas Shamrockfecalstein is a terrorist to a tribe of incredibly short Africans known as the Munchkinsx. Nicolas Shamrockfecalstein flew to Africa and atop a rhino trampled the Munchkin village making a daring escape with his life but losing his but hole along the way which led him to be shunned by the league of Gassy Boo Boo's who had just finished defeating David. After being shunned by the League of GBB's Nicolas Shamrockfecalstein then built a mystical place called Prison Island where enemies of the League of GBB's are sent. Before building Prison Island Nicolas visited the Anti-MaxR age care home for elderly women who don't want to be decapitated, Nick met the love of his life who also happened to be Max's great great great grandmother and his biggest target as she is his oldest living relative as he had already decapitated every other ancient grandmother of his. Nick and Max's great great great grandmother who is 834 years old then got married and built Prison Island together.
Person 1: Did you hear Nicolas Shamrockfecalstein got delivered a new prisoner
Person 2: Cool who is it
Person 1: Rumors say its David
Person 2: Not David
Person 2: Cool who is it
Person 1: Rumors say its David
Person 2: Not David
by God of Glum February 9, 2025

Quite literally the hottest, funniest and best bitch ever. She’s that friend that everyone wishes they had and the girlfriend that other boys would die for. Everyone wishes they were Nicola.
by notnicola666 November 22, 2021

A Spanish-speaking smartass who loves Vanilla Coke, and has an overprotective mum. (We love his mum)
by Played-these-games-before April 16, 2025
